Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked...

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

rgren2 · rgren2

Quasimodo went to his doctor."How can I help you,' asked the doctor."I just don't feel right,' replied Quasimodo"OK,can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong." said the doctor.Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.''When was the last time yo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...

rgren2 · rgren2

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

' There was one tank at the parade in Moscow! T-34! We laugh all over Ukraine. This entire spectacle was so underwhelming, it was so bad, it looked like low budget parody depicting a superpower, like a cutscene from a Seagal's movie. Of course, Putin didn't disappoint us by delivering another varia...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside,I was bored with nothing to do,Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,With th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The night was moonless, bleak and heavy with misting rain.There had been a terrible accident.The wet crumpled body was lifted with careful hands from the twisted wreckage to the waiting gurney.Flashing red lights alone lit the night and the shining lifeless face.Much later, the last survivor, la...

dorian · dorian

Government housing is much better than when I was growing up, claims Prime Minister from steps of Kirribilli House:[url]https://chaser.com.au/national/government-housing-is-much-better-than-when-i-was-growing-up-claims-prime-minister-from-steps-of-kirribilli-house/[/u...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.Well, he said, Its what mommy...

dorian · dorian

https://chaser.com.au/general-news/albanese-and-king-charles-new-best-friends-after-discovering-they-both-grew-up-in-government-housing/"It's just so nice to...

anolphart · anolphart

From news.com.au : ****y pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was listening to the radio when the traffic report came on.Theres a car driving the wrong way on the motorway, causing mayhem in both directions, the radio announcer warned. Police advise avoiding the area.The man then realised that his wife was planning to take the motorway to an appointment,...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'The blonde replies,'Early this morning I got a phone call saying thatmy mother had passed away.'The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,'Why don't you go home for theday? Take the day off to re...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very funny man.... https://www.tiktok.com/@harrypike0810/video/7043322436938370309

Bobdown · Bobdown

RickJ · RickJ

anolphart · anolphart

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Need a Push... (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked...	aussie_paul	0	573	08:13 PM May 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Seriously?? (Preview)	BarneyBDB	11	1033	08:03 PM May 14, 2023 by Cube
	Quasimodo (Preview) Quasimodo went to his doctor."How can I help you,' asked the doctor."I just don't feel right,' replied Quasimodo"OK,can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong." said the doctor.Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.''When was the last time yo...	rgren2	0	533	08:04 PM May 13, 2023 by rgren2
	After nearly 50 years of marriage.... (Preview) After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...	aussie_paul	0	712	10:44 AM May 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Coronation (Preview)	rgren2	2	1103	01:27 PM May 11, 2023 by rgren2
	Stalin 1940s Ukraine tank (Preview) ' There was one tank at the parade in Moscow! T-34! We laugh all over Ukraine. This entire spectacle was so underwhelming, it was so bad, it looked like low budget parody depicting a superpower, like a cutscene from a Seagal's movie. Of course, Putin didn't disappoint us by delivering another varia...	Whenarewethere	0	662	04:29 AM May 11, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Visited by a Jehovah's witness (Preview) Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside,I was bored with nothing to do,Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,With th...	aussie_paul	3	864	12:22 PM May 10, 2023 by Nifty150
	A Positive Attitude The Australian way (Preview) The night was moonless, bleak and heavy with misting rain.There had been a terrible accident.The wet crumpled body was lifted with careful hands from the twisted wreckage to the waiting gurney.Flashing red lights alone lit the night and the shining lifeless face.Much later, the last survivor, la...	aussie_paul	1	856	09:15 PM May 8, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Government housing is much better than when I was growing up (Preview) Government housing is much better than when I was growing up, claims Prime Minister from steps of Kirribilli House:[url]https://chaser.com.au/national/government-housing-is-much-better-than-when-i-was-growing-up-claims-prime-minister-from-steps-of-kirribilli-house/[/u...	dorian	1	818	08:56 PM May 6, 2023 by RickJ
	Oh Deer. (Preview) A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.Well, he said, Its what mommy...	aussie_paul	0	711	03:28 PM May 6, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Albanese and King Charles new best friends after discovering they both grew up in Government housing (Preview) https://chaser.com.au/general-news/albanese-and-king-charles-new-best-friends-after-discovering-they-both-grew-up-in-government-housing/"It's just so nice to...	dorian	1	650	08:54 AM May 6, 2023 by yobarr
	More 'support' for king Chuck (Preview) From news.com.au : ****y pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown.	anolphart	0	659	06:37 AM May 6, 2023 by anolphart
	Traffic Report. (Preview) A man was listening to the radio when the traffic report came on.Theres a car driving the wrong way on the motorway, causing mayhem in both directions, the radio announcer warned. Police advise avoiding the area.The man then realised that his wife was planning to take the motorway to an appointment,...	aussie_paul	0	639	04:02 PM May 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Celtic support for king Chuck (Preview)	anolphart	4	926	07:22 AM May 5, 2023 by Possum3
	The dentist.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	632	07:19 PM May 4, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A blonde goes into work.. (Preview) A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'The blonde replies,'Early this morning I got a phone call saying thatmy mother had passed away.'The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,'Why don't you go home for theday? Take the day off to re...	aussie_paul	0	439	07:17 PM May 4, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Jethro again (Preview) Very funny man.... https://www.tiktok.com/@harrypike0810/video/7043322436938370309	Bobdown	0	568	12:57 PM May 4, 2023 by Bobdown
	Some new funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	441	12:56 PM May 4, 2023 by Bobdown
	I will see your opinion and raise you one truth (Preview)	RickJ	13	1652	01:08 PM May 3, 2023 by Magnarc
	A few chuckles ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	608	06:27 PM May 2, 2023 by anolphart
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