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Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...

dorian · dorian

https://iitnotablealumni.com/jim-jordan-bathroom-blunder/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...

Bobdown · Bobdown

How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Save the planet (Preview)	Bobdown	2	805	09:27 PM Oct 19, 2023 by Craig1
	Family tradition.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	594	05:45 PM Oct 19, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Looters.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	780	10:04 PM Oct 18, 2023 by anolphart
	A woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	531	08:54 PM Oct 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	24 Hours.. (Preview) A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...	aussie_paul	0	428	08:51 PM Oct 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Two prawns.. (Preview) Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...	aussie_paul	0	457	08:49 PM Oct 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Pollie accidentlly locks himself in his own toilet (Preview) https://iitnotablealumni.com/jim-jordan-bathroom-blunder/	dorian	0	638	06:59 AM Oct 18, 2023 by dorian
	Joke or I digress.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	884	08:08 AM Oct 17, 2023 by dorian
	Beware.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	676	07:15 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	This bloke.. (Preview) This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...	aussie_paul	0	645	05:32 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Senior Golf.. (Preview) Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...	aussie_paul	0	587	05:29 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	489	05:28 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	419	05:26 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Aqua-thermal.. (Preview) I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...	aussie_paul	0	412	05:24 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Having a crack at Bathurst (Preview)	anolphart	4	767	12:06 PM Oct 16, 2023 by yobarr
	Emigrating (Preview)	anolphart	2	748	03:35 PM Oct 14, 2023 by Craig1
	Large donation.. (Preview) A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...	aussie_paul	0	648	11:39 AM Oct 13, 2023 by aussie_paul
	$528 electricity bill or $528 million boat stuff-up (Preview) A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.	Whenarewethere	5	1019	10:30 AM Oct 13, 2023 by peter67
	I need advice!! (Preview) I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...	aussie_paul	2	827	10:39 AM Oct 12, 2023 by peter67
	EV charging (Preview) How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged	Bobdown	9	1662	06:14 AM Oct 12, 2023 by dorian
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