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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

anolphart · anolphart

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Magnarc · Magnarc

This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...

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No methane yet!

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!

peter67 · peter67

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Start you bastard

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?' 'I'm watching the football love' 'You do know that you can record it', she says. 'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished'

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Females please cover your hair (Preview) Girls please cover your hair (maybe also a bit less makeup while at it) so us males are not distracted.	Whenarewethere	5	925	02:11 PM Feb 2, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Boeing short term solutions (Preview)	Whenarewethere	1	620	11:07 AM Feb 2, 2024 by Craig1
	It's February - don't leave Valentine's to the last minute, stocks will run out. (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	624	06:33 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Boeing door prerequisite (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	455	06:10 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Pay rise preparation (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	611	05:25 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Warning, may cause anaphylactic shock (Preview)	anolphart	0	659	10:31 AM Feb 1, 2024 by anolphart
	desert island - 2 (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	741	03:57 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	desert island. (Preview) This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...	Magnarc	0	619	02:39 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Magnarc
	An evening's perspective (Preview) 2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...	Whenarewethere	2	952	01:35 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Renault and Ford (Preview) Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...	Whenarewethere	4	990	01:30 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	No methane yet (Preview) No methane yet!	Whenarewethere	1	799	10:41 AM Jan 31, 2024 by peter67
	Sylvester, Bruce and Arnold (Preview) Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...	Whenarewethere	4	975	10:09 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Blues Man
	Up or down (Preview) At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...	Whenarewethere	2	801	07:38 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Trim French Wives (Preview) Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!	Whenarewethere	0	586	07:25 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A sign of the times... (Preview)	peter67	0	735	07:36 PM Jan 30, 2024 by peter67
	Kill two birds with one stone (Preview) An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...	Whenarewethere	0	652	06:33 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Late night lecture (Preview) An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...	Whenarewethere	0	743	12:04 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Start you bastard (Preview) Start you bastard	Whenarewethere	2	714	11:54 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Dick0
	Sex or football (Preview) I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?' 'I'm watching the football love' 'You do know that you can record it', she says. 'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished'	Whenarewethere	0	650	11:32 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	In a vacuum (blond joke) (Preview) IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'	Whenarewethere	0	550	11:28 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
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