Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I did not...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...

Collo · Collo

Matto from the Woolworths Everyday Home Insurance ad reckons he has his own piece of paradise, to me it looks like just another piece of suburbia! He also needs to sell his ride on mower and buy a push mower!! Collo.

anolphart · anolphart

dorian · dorian

India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-65726193A government official in India has been suspended after he ordered a reservoir to be drained to retrieve his phone.It took three days to pump millions of litres of water out of...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Asked the officer."I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.So the man gets out of the car and starts tossing and juggling the knive...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...

Craig1 · Craig1

Albo has cancelled his Voice Proposal. After declaring the Whole of Greater Sydney a suburb of Mumbai, and hence no longer under his control, he said, well bugger it. Geelong Council has also ceceeded from the country after voting to abandon Australia Day, so they can eat curry as well.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Nice piece of driving by one of Yobarr's mates......not!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans?I am a Torah scholar, he says.The father answers: A To...

anolphart · anolphart

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.Surprise, surprise.It was an Apple.But with extremely limited memory.Just 1 byte.Then everything crashed. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 19th of May 2023 07:57:49 PM

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Health AdviceDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?Do you feel stressed at times?...If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natur...

anolphart · anolphart

Some are old but all worth a read If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famous Erudite comic who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from the way most of us do. Here are some more of h...

anolphart · anolphart

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	sailing to Italy (Preview) A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow y...	Craig1	0	378	08:34 PM May 28, 2023 by Craig1
	Gangsta Nanny... (Preview) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...	aussie_paul	2	785	08:11 PM May 28, 2023 by watsea
	I did not.... (Preview) I did not...	aussie_paul	0	522	02:08 PM May 28, 2023 by aussie_paul
	God's plan for aging (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...	aussie_paul	0	409	11:29 AM May 28, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Matto (Preview) Matto from the Woolworths Everyday Home Insurance ad reckons he has his own piece of paradise, to me it looks like just another piece of suburbia! He also needs to sell his ride on mower and buy a push mower!! Collo.	Collo	5	870	07:46 AM May 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Winstonisms (Preview)	anolphart	0	434	08:59 PM May 27, 2023 by anolphart
	India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone (Preview) India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-65726193A government official in India has been suspended after he ordered a reservoir to be drained to retrieve his phone.It took three days to pump millions of litres of water out of...	dorian	4	554	03:55 PM May 27, 2023 by Craig1
	A juggler, (Preview) A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police."What are those knives doing in your car?" Asked the officer."I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler."Oh yeah? Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.So the man gets out of the car and starts tossing and juggling the knive...	aussie_paul	0	384	02:43 PM May 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Putting your affairs in order.... (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...	aussie_paul	1	514	07:32 PM May 26, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Albo Cancels Voice Referrendum (Preview) Albo has cancelled his Voice Proposal. After declaring the Whole of Greater Sydney a suburb of Mumbai, and hence no longer under his control, he said, well bugger it. Geelong Council has also ceceeded from the country after voting to abandon Australia Day, so they can eat curry as well.	Craig1	1	698	04:21 PM May 25, 2023 by Greg 1
	Just for laughs (Preview)	Bobdown	0	515	12:14 PM May 25, 2023 by Bobdown
	Bugger!! (Preview) Nice piece of driving by one of Yobarr's mates......not!	Bobdown	6	928	09:51 AM May 25, 2023 by valiant81
	New Boyfriend. (Preview) A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans?I am a Torah scholar, he says.The father answers: A To...	aussie_paul	3	881	08:38 PM May 23, 2023 by Tony Bev
	DIY camp chair (Preview)	anolphart	2	611	08:52 AM May 23, 2023 by Possum3
	BadDrivers (Preview)	rgren2	4	769	05:26 PM May 22, 2023 by Craig1
	The oldest computer (Preview) The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.Surprise, surprise.It was an Apple.But with extremely limited memory.Just 1 byte.Then everything crashed. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 19th of May 2023 07:57:49 PM	aussie_paul	5	773	06:40 AM May 21, 2023 by Blues Man
	Some chuckles (Preview)	anolphart	0	910	05:58 PM May 16, 2023 by anolphart
	Health Advice... (Preview) Health AdviceDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?Do you feel stressed at times?...If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natur...	aussie_paul	1	870	01:31 PM May 16, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Steven Wright (Preview) Some are old but all worth a read If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famous Erudite comic who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from the way most of us do. Here are some more of h...	anolphart	2	894	10:05 AM May 16, 2023 by Craig1
	The solution to our power problems (Preview)	anolphart	0	688	08:29 AM May 16, 2023 by anolphart
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