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One restaurant..
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One restaurant prefers to hire married men. (They're used to taking orders.) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 5th of March 2024 07:25:17 PM
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Mick..
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lol..
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lol..
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Question?
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She's single..
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Why Marry
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WHY MARRY? At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'Y...
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Earl...
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Horrible response..
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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Defense Attorney..
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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What a deal..
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The best..
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Remember..
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Cowards..
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SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back s...
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You call it a black out ...
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What’s in a name
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KFC
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Did someone say KFC ...................... foreground object would put you off a bit
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Cleaning regime for permanent retirement so to speak
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Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!
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Needs a push..
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...
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"Rider"
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After a round of golf, Nannette, Phillipa, Darcey, Yvonne sat around the club house, chatting.Seeing the ladies, the professional golfer approached them and asked: How did your game go?Yvonne said she had a good round making the comment that she actually had 20 riders.The golfer was a bit confused...
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