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So it's true ...
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anolphart
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691
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Clean energy
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anolphart
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687
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Gender study.
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anolphart
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668
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Colonoscopy Journal..
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I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointmentfor a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of thecolon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1014
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A quandary
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anolphart
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1
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740
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Feline Feud
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anolphart
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0
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616
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How to catch fish
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosion fi...
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aussie_paul
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Rules for Seniors
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1. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. 2. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat possums who couldnt make a decision. 3. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from childr...
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Bobdown
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690
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Surprise
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Bobdown
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1
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805
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Construction Worker.
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A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw.At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do.The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers!Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks.The injured m...
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aussie_paul
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691
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Grumpy old man day.
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anolphart
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1
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597
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Integrity..
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aussie_paul
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1
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944
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Hard times.
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Then there was the constipated mathematician. Worked it out with a pencil.
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Magnarc
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483
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Birthday surprise.
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A husband was trying to decide what to get his wife for her birthday.When the day came he had finally settled on the perfect present to show his appreciation for her.When she woke up he ordered her to stay in bed and relax.As she lay there, looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up...
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aussie_paul
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0
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529
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Weapon secured!
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anolphart
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Good luck explaining that ...
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anolphart
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1
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905
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Would you believe it ?
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A man was telling his mate over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my University loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes, and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewellery to t...
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Bobdown
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4
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Who's game?
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anolphart
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0
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659
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Bird.
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The bird should have been named The Bogan Bird.
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rgren2
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5
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1160
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Run-away risk?
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Clearly there is concern that this trailer may run away, uphill, so both sets of wheels are chocked. Cheers
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yobarr
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