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Mentioned in the will..
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Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...
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Answered prayers..
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...
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Fake
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This is description of a suspect who attacked the respondent in their back yard one night last year.
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Emotional Support Dog
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Cookbook
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Moose
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Jellyfish
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Touching your face
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Back in time
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Noah and the Ark in 2020..
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In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...
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Friends..
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Never fear..
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One for the girls..
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Hello, is this the FB..
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Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Usi...
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Paddy..
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Paddy was being evaluated for mental problems.The Doctor says " If a train was coming down the hallway towards you, what would you do? "Paddy replies " I would get in my helicopter and fly away! "The Doctor then asks " where did you get the helicopter from ?"Paddys says " the same place you got the fookin...
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What happens..
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Hearing..
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Sportsmanship
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...
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All I said..
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