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Gundog · Gundog

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Ian195 · Ian195

At the Australian Embassy in Delhi, two men are lined up to apply to come to Australia under the skilled immigrant visa. The first man was interviewed and told the interviewer that he worked in the womens underwear fitting section of a department store. The official told him every red blooded Aussie m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A rich young woman sat beside a poor elderly man on a plane. She alerted the flight attendant upon taking her seat.The flight attendant answered warmly, when the woman abruptly said, Please find me another seat immediately. The flight attendant responded, Im sorry Maam, but the economy cabin is ful...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the loc...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Two men were talking: I was wondering why my son has red hair. My wife has bond hair and I have black hair. Well. How often do you make love to your wife. Once a week, no once a month?... No once every six month?... Something more or less like this. It's clear then. It's rust!

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A man joined a very exclusive nudist club. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you call for me?" The man replied, "No,...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and does over all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. If the afternoon the rooster again has his way with all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Tonight's joke.For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Australia has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.O...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or...

yobarr · yobarr

Problems of a small town.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She can't hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and...

rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Saturday 29th of July 2023 02:22:34 PM

RustyJeep · RustyJeep

A city fella out in the country for a drive stops at a small Pub for a beer. When he walks in he notices a table with four chairs where some poker is being played. Looking closer he sees there is actually a cattle dog on one chair playing cards. He comments "wow that sure is one really clever dog being able to p...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"

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	Dunny roll (Preview)	Gundog	2	758	09:36 AM Aug 1, 2023 by grahos
	How far to Go (Preview)	Gundog	0	702	08:53 PM Jul 31, 2023 by Gundog
	Diesel Fitter (Preview) At the Australian Embassy in Delhi, two men are lined up to apply to come to Australia under the skilled immigrant visa. The first man was interviewed and told the interviewer that he worked in the womens underwear fitting section of a department store. The official told him every red blooded Aussie m...	Ian195	1	724	02:31 PM Jul 31, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	I love it.. (Preview) A rich young woman sat beside a poor elderly man on a plane. She alerted the flight attendant upon taking her seat.The flight attendant answered warmly, when the woman abruptly said, Please find me another seat immediately. The flight attendant responded, Im sorry Maam, but the economy cabin is ful...	aussie_paul	0	591	02:12 PM Jul 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Religions.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	590	02:09 PM Jul 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Religions.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	604	01:29 PM Jul 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Parachute. (Preview) Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the loc...	aussie_paul	0	435	01:27 PM Jul 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Today's joke... (Preview) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...	aussie_paul	0	619	01:25 PM Jul 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Arousal devices (not rude) (Preview) There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner	Whenarewethere	2	1058	11:39 AM Jul 30, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Tax claims & religion (Preview) At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back t...	Whenarewethere	0	562	07:30 AM Jul 30, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Once every... almost never (Preview) Two men were talking: I was wondering why my son has red hair. My wife has bond hair and I have black hair. Well. How often do you make love to your wife. Once a week, no once a month?... No once every six month?... Something more or less like this. It's clear then. It's rust!	Whenarewethere	0	512	07:22 AM Jul 30, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Exclusive nudist club (Preview) A man joined a very exclusive nudist club. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you call for me?" The man replied, "No,...	Whenarewethere	0	602	06:58 AM Jul 30, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Horny rooster (Preview) A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and does over all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. If the afternoon the rooster again has his way with all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds th...	Whenarewethere	0	619	06:22 AM Jul 30, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Tonight's joke.. (Preview) Tonight's joke.For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Australia has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.O...	aussie_paul	0	603	07:41 PM Jul 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Plane flight (Preview) A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or...	Whenarewethere	7	2030	05:41 PM Jul 29, 2023 by yobarr
	Town Drunk (Preview) Problems of a small town.	yobarr	0	523	04:48 PM Jul 29, 2023 by yobarr
	Lost garden rake (Preview) A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She can't hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and...	Whenarewethere	2	875	04:42 PM Jul 29, 2023 by yobarr
	Vegan (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Saturday 29th of July 2023 02:22:34 PM	rgren2	0	556	02:18 PM Jul 29, 2023 by rgren2
	Smart Cattle Dog (Preview) A city fella out in the country for a drive stops at a small Pub for a beer. When he walks in he notices a table with four chairs where some poker is being played. Looking closer he sees there is actually a cattle dog on one chair playing cards. He comments "wow that sure is one really clever dog being able to p...	RustyJeep	0	742	07:09 AM Jul 29, 2023 by RustyJeep
	Speaking sheepdog (Preview) After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"	Whenarewethere	3	1069	12:55 AM Jul 29, 2023 by Are We Lost
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