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A politician never lies.
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A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs, said the townspeople.First, we have a hospital but no doctor The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, I have sorted t...
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Didn’t think this through.
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rgren2
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Humour
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Craig1
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Kings- 3 of them
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Craig1
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Surgery- not joking much
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Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!.. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time...
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Craig1
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What is it?
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It's not what you think but, what is it?
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Mein
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Men and women - one of the, many, differences
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Not really a joke but something which has always amused me. Look at your fingernails, go on... really inspect them as thought you were your mum making sure you were clean after a bath. Only scroll down once you have done this.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When asked to do this men almost always turn the...
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Mike Harding
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Flying high
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Don't think he likes heights.....screams like a girl too.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8yvxj3x/
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Bobdown
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Mature Online Dating
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anolphart
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How to be cruel to old guys
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anolphart
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The Brothel Parrot - reminder.
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The Brothel Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that...
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Whenarewethere
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Police Officer Test
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Police Officer Test How do you tell the difference between a Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer, and a Scottish Police Officer? The answer is found below. QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street la...
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Craig1
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Tech support
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?**************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every...
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Bobdown
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Feeling a bit green around the edges
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Whenarewethere
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Life Lesson
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rgren2
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Broadband anyone
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RickJ
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Truck Driver
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86GTS
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Moments of Clarity
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ect: FW: Moments of Clarity As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown, one thought kept crossing my mind ... every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. -John Glenn When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray...
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Craig1
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Oops
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rgren2
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More Jethro
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My first girlfriend.... https://www.facebook.com/JethroCornwall/videos/my-first-girlfriend/602544600325159/
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Bobdown
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