Just Joking

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...

RustyJeep · RustyJeep

Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM

anolphart · anolphart

Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holdsher clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's inmy hand can have sex with me tonight!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...

Craig1 · Craig1

He could cop it

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Engineers & accountants (Preview) Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...	Whenarewethere	2	654	10:51 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Poor taste joke - removed (Preview) Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM	RustyJeep	8	2184	09:56 AM Jul 28, 2023 by anolphart
	Chromosomes (Preview) Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah	anolphart	5	915	09:27 AM Jul 28, 2023 by peter67
	PC Funnies (Preview)	yobarr	0	708	07:06 PM Jul 27, 2023 by yobarr
	Ooops.. (Preview) We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...	aussie_paul	5	1017	09:54 AM Jul 27, 2023 by Craig1
	Understanding Engineers.. Oops.. :( (Preview) Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM	aussie_paul	4	1649	03:40 PM Jul 26, 2023 by watsea
	Dear Santa.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	748	11:23 AM Jul 26, 2023 by peter67
	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...	aussie_paul	0	679	12:09 PM Jul 25, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Hi Sweetie.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	863	11:31 AM Jul 25, 2023 by peter67
	Finally a quality product at bunni---- (Preview) Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.	Whenarewethere	1	834	05:40 PM Jul 24, 2023 by Santa
	The destroyer Captain.... (Preview) The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...	aussie_paul	2	913	10:20 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Craig1
	Possums.. (Preview) The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...	aussie_paul	1	906	08:38 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Possum3
	Don't... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	727	07:43 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Blues Man
	Size does matter.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	483	07:59 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Bullfight.. (Preview) A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...	aussie_paul	0	602	07:57 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Geelong Grammar Agrees to Host Commonwealth Games (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The	dorian	1	942	07:41 AM Jul 22, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Please help.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	903	01:25 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE (Preview) 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holdsher clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's inmy hand can have sex with me tonight!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough.	aussie_paul	0	559	01:23 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	SUPERSEX.. (Preview) A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...	aussie_paul	0	600	01:19 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A A Seminar (Preview) He could cop it	Craig1	0	776	09:48 AM Jul 21, 2023 by Craig1
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