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Honest Officer
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Poor wee bugger
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67HR
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Hand job
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. Can I help you? she asks. I was wondering, whispers the man. Are you th...
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So there I was..
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Dead rooster
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Little Billy came home from school to see the familys pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in, and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.When his Dad came home, Billy said, Dad, our roosters dead, and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?His fath...
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"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....
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"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!".....One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."...Bob's wife goes out and m...
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ER..
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Touch...
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Organic vegetables..
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Two men were talking one day."My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man."So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked...."Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...
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When our lawn mower..
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...
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Old lady sends letter to her bank..
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This letter has been travelling the internet for years and is often referenced as being written by a 96 or 98 year old woman. When we dug around, it was in fact written as a humour piece for the Courier Mail in 1999 by Peter Wear. This version has been significantly rewritten we understand. Nonetheless,...
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Question from wife
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My wife asked me what is the Female version a "Man Cave" would be. I told her " A kitchen".
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We need to..
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Guitars..
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Grey Hair.
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I just discovered my first grey pubic hair. Unfortunately, it was in my hamburger.
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Possum3
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Tacoma Fire Dept (A bit risque)
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anolphart
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Merry Xmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZWQcl1C-c8
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Plain Truth
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Smelly Christmas
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anolphart
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911
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Then the doorbell rang!
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anolphart
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No Christmas presents this year or forever
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'Father Christmas' falls to his death from 24-storey building in front of horrified children: Climber dressed as Santa is killed during Russian abseil stunt' 'He landed on a snow-covered structure one floor above the ground level which meant the children did not see his body.' https://www.dai...
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