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New Age Engineers
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RickJ
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865
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Horrible response
(Preview)
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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aussie_paul
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966
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Higher airfares necessary in times of rising CEO bonuses
(Preview)
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/02/24/higher-airfares-rising-ceo-bonuses-qantas-alan-joyce/Qantas
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dorian
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6
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990
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Dad n Dave..
(Preview)
took two stuffed dogs to an antiques road show,Ooh said the presenter this is a rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated out of London at the turn of the last century.Do you have any ideas what they would fetch if they were in good condition ?Sticks ...... said Dave...
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aussie_paul
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2
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948
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Defense Attorney:
(Preview)
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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aussie_paul
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1
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821
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After 35 years of marriage...
(Preview)
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovabl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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648
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
(Preview)
Men Are Just Happier People --What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack...You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a wat...
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aussie_paul
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2
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817
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Straight Aim
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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868
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Bobs wife..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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1
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705
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Remember..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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645
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New York Cabbie
(Preview)
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said,"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't yo...
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aussie_paul
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0
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610
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There is nothing...
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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519
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Stupid..
(Preview)
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between the...
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aussie_paul
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0
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568
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In the hay barn
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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788
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Flasher
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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605
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At the beach - a bit scarey
(Preview)
Enough to frighten a shark and give him a heart attack
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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733
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No problem
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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3
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1115
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Desperate to get to destination (reminder)
(Preview)
& not actually see anything on the way!
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Whenarewethere
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0
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616
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Rare photo..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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3
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1156
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Giggleswick
(Preview)
An old man is out for a drive one sunny afternoon when he accidentally rear ends a guy driving a rather expensive sports car Enraged the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car" he yells."You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!""Oh...
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rgren2
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