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Tyre Check
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Southern Cruizer
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Wifey over doing it with caravan accessories!
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Confucius Did Not Say..
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Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...
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For cat lovers
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The masked..
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Common sense..
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Wise..
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Mick, Pat, Tat..
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Save the planet..
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Save the planetA million kids want to clean up the earth?A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!
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Normal..
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I asked..
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Behind..
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Four old retired guys..
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Green power..
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Hard to believe..
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Blonde time..
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A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers.The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year.The blond retorted "You slut!""How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
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Always Mother.
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A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks,"Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?'The Mother in law replys.It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey."Good replies the woman"."Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"
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Save my baby
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A 3 story building was ablaze. Flames coming out every window of the first and second looks. From the window of the 3rd floor a woman was crying out Save my baby, save my baby. A man Stepped forward from the crowd and yelled Throw the baby down. Ill catch it. Im Captain Blood. I played for Collingwood for 1...
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Great Story..
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A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...
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Sometimes..
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