Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holdsher clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's inmy hand can have sex with me tonight!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...

Craig1 · Craig1

He could cop it

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Stuff that will keep you awake at night -What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it j...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Donating old clothesOne day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

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rgren2 · rgren2

Funny.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	The destroyer Captain.... (Preview) The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...	aussie_paul	2	945	10:20 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Craig1
	Possums.. (Preview) The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...	aussie_paul	1	940	08:38 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Possum3
	Don't... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	748	07:43 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Blues Man
	Size does matter.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	500	07:59 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Bullfight.. (Preview) A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...	aussie_paul	0	620	07:57 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Geelong Grammar Agrees to Host Commonwealth Games (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The	dorian	1	966	07:41 AM Jul 22, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Please help.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	932	01:25 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE (Preview) 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holdsher clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's inmy hand can have sex with me tonight!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough.	aussie_paul	0	579	01:23 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	SUPERSEX.. (Preview) A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...	aussie_paul	0	612	01:19 PM Jul 21, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A A Seminar (Preview) He could cop it	Craig1	0	805	09:48 AM Jul 21, 2023 by Craig1
	Stuff that will keep you awake at night 😬 (Preview) Stuff that will keep you awake at night -What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it j...	aussie_paul	1	857	05:29 PM Jul 20, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Sorry to our blonde folk... (Preview) Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...	aussie_paul	1	720	12:54 PM Jul 20, 2023 by Blues Man
	Learn Chinese.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	693	12:04 PM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Donating old clothes.. (Preview) Donating old clothesOne day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why d...	aussie_paul	0	668	11:53 AM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Why We Love Children.. (Preview) I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...	aussie_paul	0	592	11:49 AM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A young man... (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	aussie_paul	0	536	11:43 AM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Little old lady.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	525	11:41 AM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Missing child.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	560	11:40 AM Jul 20, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Graduation (Preview) Funny.	rgren2	1	896	10:54 PM Jul 19, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Ducks... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	883	07:28 PM Jul 19, 2023 by aussie_paul
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