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Phone ettiquette
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Phone Etiquette. After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train." "Yes, I know it's the six thirty a...
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Watch out for the mosquitoes.
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-- Edited by rgren2 on Monday 19th of December 2022 02:12:22 PM
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Bad Santa's
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Bobdown
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Oops...
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aussie_paul
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Tonto & Lone Ranger-possibly again
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent, all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked...
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Narcissism for sale
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This is hilarious: https://collecttrumpcards.com/
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dorian
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Nun needs to powder her nose.
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A nun, badly needing to use to the toilet, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went d...
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Putin's portrait
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Putin was overheard talking to a portrait of himself. Putin asked "When, not if, we lose the war what will happen?" The portrait replied "They'll take me down and hang you instead!" No wonder Putin's favourite song is Crimea river.
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Whenarewethere
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????
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aussie_paul
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World Shocked That Man Running Business Based On Imaginary Money Might Be Fraud
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/world-shocked-that-man-running-business-based-on-imaginary-money-might-be-fraudTHE
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dorian
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One Missing
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Truth
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Sundee funnees
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Undercover procedure
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Ivan 01
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Just hard work
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Canadian Pole Dancer
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Domestic Life before Alexa
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Little Johnnys Sister this time.
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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?". A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?. The little girl said, "A mink on my b...
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Mother Bernadette
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As the senior nun and head of the girls school it was Mother Bernadette's task once a year to give a talk to the girls who were shortly to leave school for the world of work. As Mother Bernadette walked along the line of girls she touched each on the shoulder and asked "What do you wish to do when you leave her...
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Entitled
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