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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...

Gundog · Gundog

A man walks into a bar and in the corner is a man who's only one foot tall, playing pianohe asks the barman where he found him and he says there's a genie in the bathroom who will grant your wishesthe man races into the bathroom and says I want a million bucksboof the genie grants his wish and when the smoke c...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? "The mom smiled and replied:Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few monthsit turned into a beau...

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Gundog · Gundog

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months!To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!On...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ4kgJWkzDc -- Edited by anolphart on Tuesday 15th of August 2023 08:11:07 PM

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

So if you have a Lexus 470 or similar badge engineered whitegoods, the vehicle is a small car in Mosman!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and droppedsome dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him o...

rgren2 · rgren2

PS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS1.Never take a beer to a job interview.2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.4..If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5.Even if you're certain that you are inclu...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution.When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctorThe doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure andis a little different from what you are used to.I want you to lie on you...

anolphart · anolphart

Paddy was in New York...He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.After the cop had sho...

Gundog · Gundog

Every friday on YouTube, I look forward to the latest release of Pauline Hansons "Please Explaine" cartoon. Maaaaate they are bloody ripsnorters, I you dont laugh you have lost your sence of humor

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Modern Love Story..An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Shopping.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	811	08:02 PM Aug 19, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Back in the workforce.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	692	08:00 PM Aug 19, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Politician (Preview)	rgren2	3	1059	05:41 PM Aug 19, 2023 by Dick0
	BREAKING NEWS!!! (Preview) Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...	aussie_paul	3	1121	10:09 AM Aug 19, 2023 by dorian
	Genie (Preview) A man walks into a bar and in the corner is a man who's only one foot tall, playing pianohe asks the barman where he found him and he says there's a genie in the bathroom who will grant your wishesthe man races into the bathroom and says I want a million bucksboof the genie grants his wish and when the smoke c...	Gundog	1	823	09:45 AM Aug 19, 2023 by peter67
	Gets you all choked up... 🙂 (Preview) A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? "The mom smiled and replied:Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few monthsit turned into a beau...	aussie_paul	2	1021	04:52 PM Aug 18, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	And so.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	698	04:21 PM Aug 18, 2023 by Tony Bev
	Dr Rustom (Preview) A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months!To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!On...	Gundog	0	625	02:32 PM Aug 18, 2023 by Gundog
	Kevin.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	810	12:36 PM Aug 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Packet of condoms (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ4kgJWkzDc -- Edited by anolphart on Tuesday 15th of August 2023 08:11:07 PM	anolphart	3	1231	10:37 AM Aug 18, 2023 by Dick0
	Small cars in Mosman - Sydney (Preview) So if you have a Lexus 470 or similar badge engineered whitegoods, the vehicle is a small car in Mosman!	Whenarewethere	5	1049	09:58 AM Aug 18, 2023 by peter67
	Kids.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	6	1166	05:25 PM Aug 17, 2023 by Dick0
	Cow Dung.. (Preview) A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and droppedsome dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him o...	aussie_paul	1	924	10:36 AM Aug 17, 2023 by peter67
	Redneck Manners (Preview) PS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS1.Never take a beer to a job interview.2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.4..If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5.Even if you're certain that you are inclu...	rgren2	2	852	10:34 AM Aug 17, 2023 by peter67
	Prostate examination.. (Preview) A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution.When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctorThe doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure andis a little different from what you are used to.I want you to lie on you...	aussie_paul	0	617	07:35 PM Aug 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Pedestrians (Preview) Paddy was in New York...He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.After the cop had sho...	anolphart	0	676	04:04 PM Aug 16, 2023 by anolphart
	PH please explain cartoons (Preview) Every friday on YouTube, I look forward to the latest release of Pauline Hansons "Please Explaine" cartoon. Maaaaate they are bloody ripsnorters, I you dont laugh you have lost your sence of humor	Gundog	8	1240	09:30 AM Aug 16, 2023 by dogbox
	Old.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	523	09:08 PM Aug 15, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Modern Love Story.. (Preview) Modern Love Story..An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she w...	aussie_paul	0	655	07:11 PM Aug 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Old age.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	438	07:06 PM Aug 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
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