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The Importance of Punctuation
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THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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FUN FACTS..
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Stranded on Island
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A dog lover..
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A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," wasconcerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heardawful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found th...
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What is good about Australia by a Yank !!
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What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aus...
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A woman...
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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The Catholic Hairdryer..
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The Catholic HairdryerCatholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK toexpress the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of thisteaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs:An attractive youn...
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VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! !
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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...
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Schooling..
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SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...
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A farmer..
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...
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Sometimes..
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Glasses..
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Home schooling..
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Elders
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Elders
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Headache..
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HeadacheWoman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...
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A couple of women..
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...
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