Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...

Craig1 · Craig1

Some were too r.d.

Craig1 · Craig1

Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...

RickJ · RickJ

86GTS · 86GTS

Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...

86GTS · 86GTS

A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not sure why it was wandering around the street, but it sure woke up the dog. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRKsJPKW/

anolphart · anolphart

Mickey Mouse was in court filing to divorce Minnie Mouse. The judge says to Mickey "You can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's crazy" Mickey replies "I didn't say she was crazy, your honour, I said she was f*cking Goofy!"

86GTS · 86GTS

Trump was addressing a huge crowd at one of his political rallies when one of his bodyguards noticed a man with a gun closeby aiming it at Trump. The bodyguard dived on Trump taking him out of the firing line as he yelled out "Mickey Mouse". After things had calmed down another bodyguard asked him why he'...

86GTS · 86GTS

anolphart · anolphart

Elon Musk just bought Twitter and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, Elon noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much...

Craig1 · Craig1

out of the mouth of babes -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 16th of November 2022 02:59:03 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator.I was staring at her Boobs.She said, "'Would you please press One".So I did.I don't remember much after that. Aussie Paul.

dorian · dorian

I wonder what his non-parole period is? Adnan Oktar: TV cult preacher jailed for 8,658 years in Turkey: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63668818 A court in Turkey has sentenced a televangelist, who surrounded himself with young women he referred to as his "kittens", to 8,...

Craig1 · Craig1

ok some of

Bobdown · Bobdown

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, the story goes way back to when the Father of America, George Washington, was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

A Conman's story........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Thor (Preview) The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...	anolphart	4	975	04:11 PM Nov 26, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Monkee Sayings (Preview) Some were too r.d.	Craig1	1	918	01:32 PM Nov 25, 2022 by grahos
	perfect (Preview) Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...	Craig1	0	542	07:44 PM Nov 23, 2022 by Craig1
	Lateral thinking (Preview)	RickJ	0	758	12:47 PM Nov 23, 2022 by RickJ
	Canoe (Preview) Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...	86GTS	1	719	02:57 PM Nov 22, 2022 by Possum3
	Zulu Hunter (Preview) A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...	86GTS	0	550	02:15 PM Nov 22, 2022 by 86GTS
	That’s my bike (Preview)	Ivan 01	0	679	08:28 AM Nov 22, 2022 by Ivan 01
	Wake up call. (Preview) Not sure why it was wandering around the street, but it sure woke up the dog. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRKsJPKW/	Bobdown	0	695	03:52 PM Nov 21, 2022 by Bobdown
	Mickey Mouse in court (Preview) Mickey Mouse was in court filing to divorce Minnie Mouse. The judge says to Mickey "You can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's crazy" Mickey replies "I didn't say she was crazy, your honour, I said she was f*cking Goofy!"	anolphart	1	707	04:19 PM Nov 20, 2022 by Southern Cruizer
	Trumps Bodyguard (Preview) Trump was addressing a huge crowd at one of his political rallies when one of his bodyguards noticed a man with a gun closeby aiming it at Trump. The bodyguard dived on Trump taking him out of the firing line as he yelled out "Mickey Mouse". After things had calmed down another bodyguard asked him why he'...	86GTS	0	707	02:32 PM Nov 19, 2022 by 86GTS
	Scottish Bats (Preview)	86GTS	1	667	12:00 PM Nov 19, 2022 by 67HR
	Elon Musk (Preview) Elon Musk just bought Twitter and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, Elon noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much...	anolphart	1	818	09:32 AM Nov 19, 2022 by dorian
	Small humour (Preview) out of the mouth of babes -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 16th of November 2022 02:59:03 PM	Craig1	2	1059	11:41 PM Nov 18, 2022 by Tony Bev
	Elevator. (Preview) This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator.I was staring at her Boobs.She said, "'Would you please press One".So I did.I don't remember much after that. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	655	10:57 PM Nov 18, 2022 by Tony Bev
	TV cult preacher jailed for 8,658 years in Turkey (Preview) I wonder what his non-parole period is? Adnan Oktar: TV cult preacher jailed for 8,658 years in Turkey: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63668818 A court in Turkey has sentenced a televangelist, who surrounded himself with young women he referred to as his "kittens", to 8,...	dorian	0	622	09:47 AM Nov 18, 2022 by dorian
	Friday funnies early (Preview) ok some of	Craig1	2	796	07:07 PM Nov 17, 2022 by grahos
	You've got to be kidding me (Preview) Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, the story goes way back to when the Father of America, George Washington, was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and th...	Bobdown	2	695	12:27 PM Nov 17, 2022 by Craig1
	On purpose... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	788	04:43 PM Nov 16, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Today's Smiles...a few good ones (Preview)	Bobdown	1	799	02:58 PM Nov 16, 2022 by Craig1
	Hooking the Hooker (Preview) A Conman's story........	Bobdown	0	858	11:22 AM Nov 14, 2022 by Bobdown
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