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Hey You..
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Hey You..
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A good wife..
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Geez Grandma..
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Nice ass..
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$20..
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A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.Naturally, his parents know that theres no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.Where did you get that car? his mom and dad screamed in shock.I bought it today, rep...
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Having a Bad Day…..
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Parole Board at Work
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Might explain why we have so many recidivist offenders. Cheers
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Parole Board at Work
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Double Post -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 18th of September 2023 03:26:23 PM
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Cruise
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Apple Launches New, Beautifully-Designed Tax Avoidance Program
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/09/13/apple-launches-new-beautifully-designed-tax-avoidance-program/
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Plastic surgery..
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Why..
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Poor Donald, mental acuity is not his forte
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974
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Quite funny. 🙂
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Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...
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Harrods..
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A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...
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Ma was in the kitchen..
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...
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Ma was in the kitchen..
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...
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A conversation in HEAVEN..
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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...
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Mentioned in the will..
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Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...
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