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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...

RustyJeep · RustyJeep

Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM

anolphart · anolphart

Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The

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	Weight loss program (Preview) A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...	Whenarewethere	0	606	12:04 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Wedding fight (Preview) At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...	Whenarewethere	0	493	12:02 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Cheating husband (Preview) A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and...	Whenarewethere	0	633	11:58 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	King Arthur (Preview) King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...	Whenarewethere	0	709	11:34 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Engineers & accountants (Preview) Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...	Whenarewethere	2	716	10:51 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Poor taste joke - removed (Preview) Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM	RustyJeep	8	2299	09:56 AM Jul 28, 2023 by anolphart
	Chromosomes (Preview) Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah	anolphart	5	982	09:27 AM Jul 28, 2023 by peter67
	PC Funnies (Preview)	yobarr	0	790	07:06 PM Jul 27, 2023 by yobarr
	Ooops.. (Preview) We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...	aussie_paul	5	1082	09:54 AM Jul 27, 2023 by Craig1
	Understanding Engineers.. Oops.. :( (Preview) Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM	aussie_paul	4	1761	03:40 PM Jul 26, 2023 by watsea
	Dear Santa.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	819	11:23 AM Jul 26, 2023 by peter67
	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...	aussie_paul	0	739	12:09 PM Jul 25, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Hi Sweetie.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	935	11:31 AM Jul 25, 2023 by peter67
	Finally a quality product at bunni---- (Preview) Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.	Whenarewethere	1	917	05:40 PM Jul 24, 2023 by Santa
	The destroyer Captain.... (Preview) The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...	aussie_paul	2	1000	10:20 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Craig1
	Possums.. (Preview) The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...	aussie_paul	1	990	08:38 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Possum3
	Don't... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	795	07:43 AM Jul 24, 2023 by Blues Man
	Size does matter.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	534	07:59 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Bullfight.. (Preview) A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...	aussie_paul	0	658	07:57 PM Jul 23, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Geelong Grammar Agrees to Host Commonwealth Games (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The	dorian	1	1012	07:41 AM Jul 22, 2023 by Whenarewethere
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