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Golf
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> A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...
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Ireland enters the conflict
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President Putin is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hello, Mr. Putin!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Putin replied, "This is indeed i...
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Interesting Philosophical Gems:
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go...
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Boom! Boom! (2)
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I think I'm going to have to end things with my girlfriend. She's becoming too expensive for me. For example, I took her out for dinner last night and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu - a Quarter Pounder with Bacon!
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Love in the Aisle
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Love in the Aisle Ill never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, Get that trolley over her...
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Lemon Pickers Needed
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Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are n...
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Finders keepers
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Good news and bad news
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Trump looks out on the snow covered White House Lawn, and notices that someone has pissed Trump Sucks in the fresh snow. Furious, he demands the Secret Service investigate. A few days later, the head of the SS says Mr President, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we've done a dna test on the u...
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When you gotta go
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Happy Farters Day
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Gross...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRfaJPY4/
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What a circus.- Enjoy side show alley
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Fathers Day
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On Fathers day, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man (on anearby reservation) who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectiledysfunction.The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.The old Indian gav...
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Doctors orders
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Saturday's funny
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Old Codgers
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About a couple of Grey Nomads........
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Who Knew??
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Just gotta love those old tunes
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A More Modern Wrist Watch
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Wrist watch
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