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Save, print and put it near your pooter/device or in your pocket.....
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Gday... I give up Cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Thursday 11th of February 2016 04:31:57 PM
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I received a one word email from my youngest daughter.....she needed help!
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Women
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Disclaimer, The following post does not necessarily reflect the views of the sender and is not intended to denigrate a particular gender, it is posted merely as an interesting item.A woman asked her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me andbuy a carton of milk and if they have avocados,...
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The Essendon Bombers new song - Bananas in Pyjamas
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ASADA and WADA are coming down the stairs ASADA and WADA are coming down in pairs ASADA and WADA are chasing Bomber bears Cause on Tuesday's they all try to catch them unawares!!! -- Edited by Lesley F on Tuesday 12th of January 2016 03:32:01 PM -- Edited by Lesley F on Tuesday 12th of January 2016 08:14:1...
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Always answer the question......
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ALZEIMER'S EYE TEST
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ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY 'F's? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. REA...
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They are tough in Wyndham
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I spent some time this morning researching what we should check out when we visit Wyndham. I was surprised to come across this recommendation for Cobbledicks Ford (where do they get these names?) Wyndham Oasis What an amazing place. Very spectacular part of the Werribee river. Local council is spe...
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dates of High & Low shoulders to cross on Tasmania ferry.
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Hi All, We are planning a trip to Tasmania early 2017 for around 3 months, but can't find the dates for High and Low shoulder. Does anyone know? I realize that leaving in Jan 2017 will be the high shoulder but don't know when the prices change for our return as we will be away for around 3 months. Thanks...
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Diary entries....
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Wife's Diary entry: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strangely. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner, and he was awfully quiet. I thought he was upset because I had been running late, but he said nothing about that. When I asked if I'd done something, or said something wrong, he said I hadn'...
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How good are Computers ???
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A Tale from New Zealand Have you realised yet that computers are controlling more and more aspects of our lives? It is a genuine concern as this short story tells us. For instance, if you've worked in a modern office building, you've probably come across the ventilation problem: if you get hot, you can...
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Oh Dear......
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A reasonable response.....
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Reversing a vehicle with trailer or caravan?...this is how it can be done...
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/mxr83Vkrh00?rel=0&autoplay=1&enablejsapi=1 For those of us who have a little difficulty reversing the car with a trailer/caravan attached....this is how it can be done..... Hoo Roo.....
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The Right Honourable Scott Morrison
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Does anyone else think that Scott Morrison should shave his head. I think he, increasingly, reminds me of Thomas Dolby. Morrison Dolby Just putting it out there, like The Phantom
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Censorship gone mad
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I was sipping a ****tail while reading a DICKens book when I heard a ****atoo squawking overhead. In the distance I heard the ****-a-doodle-doo of a rooster which reminded me that my ****-a-leekie soup was just about ready. Just then my ****er spaniel chased a ****roach out of the kitchen. That's wha...
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The Ugly Australian Rubbish Dumper.....photos
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I was out in the Whipstick Goldfields today <Eaglehawk/Neilborough area> and came across this historically significant 'puddler' from the mid/late 1800's... Some amoeba brain has chosen this site to dump his trailer load of rubbish.......we can't blame back-packers/itinerants as th...
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bottle shop in st kilda - it's rude!!
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HILLARY !!
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is -- in the middle of her election campaign -- now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bastard! How could you hav...
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The Lemon picker
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The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland, seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said,I have to ask you this:"Have you had any a...
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