"I digress ..."

Spydermann · Spydermann

When you're over seventy who gives S#@t!!!! I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You're kind of cute, you gotta a phone number?"I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"She said "Yeah, I got a pen&q...

Spydermann · Spydermann

Driving yesterday an ad on the radio said "Come in and warm up ya knackers". After I heard the rest of the ad I realised that it was "Come in and warm up at Maccas". Just like a local builder's ad on the radio. It's Dimension Homes, not Dementia Homes.

Dougwe · Dougwe

Hi all, Anyone else notice the amount of adds creeping into various social media lately? I use "Google Calendar" like a diary, have done for quite a few years now but only recently have been getting flooded by adds, bugga 'em.

Lesley F · Lesley F

Grey nomads says it's the 7th August, my computer tells me it's the 8th? lol lol

D and D · D and D

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/08/04/19/09/motorists-caught-on-phone-and-behind-the-wheel-face-double-demerits

nimrod · nimrod

Have found a new source for the video. Don't know why there was so much trouble with this Wonder if this could be done on tug and den? Awesome where couldn't you go !! https://youtu.be/2FbW_kVYcl0 David -- Edited by nimrod on Monday 3rd of August 2015 05:55:57 PM

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings. David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USA There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason. More often than you might expect, Australian friends patiently listenin...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday.. Cheers - John

Plendo · Plendo

This year we are having a trip through Europe, largely to catch u wit my family while we are almost all still here, hence the reason we have been a bit quiet on the forum of recent. We are in Paris at the moment, with good wifi, so thought I would post an update, just so you can see how we are suffering.RomeWe s...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

DMBM · DMBM

Hi We are located in Victoria, and whilst we are in Victoria, our Foxtel works great. Sadly, when we were recently in NSW, although our settings were correct, we could not get Foxtel to work. When the TV was turned on, the Foxtel program banner was at the bottom of the screen, but the picture was black. W...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

kiwijims · kiwijims

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-02/bronwyn-bishop-stands-down-as-speaker/6666172

D and D · D and D

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/31/windows-10-microsoft-faces-criticism-over-...

Chucker · Chucker

I have just been on a 3 week holiday from Tweed Heads to Longreach across to Airlie Beach and down the A1 and Home. I stopped in many Free Camps and a few Van Parks when needed and can say that I was so surprised how well every one got on with each other and NOT once was there a night that a Camper kept anyone else...

kiwijims · kiwijims

MEMORIES from a friend: My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house and hebrought me an old lemonade bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I kne...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Bruce and Bev · Bruce and Bev

Why are we accepting the weekly violence in the major sporting codes? It seems the Clubs and the governing bodies of each code talk the talk, but don't walk the walk. We say these violence puts out the wrong image to children, but I think it tells the "adults" who are game fanatics that violen...

capricorn and pisces · capricorn and pisces

Just been looking at that funny little cartoon from RockyLizard, so what do others do when they can't sleep and are wide awake in the very early hours of the morning? I often find it a great time to cook, keep reading the story that I found hard to put down last night, writing lists of what's on my mind, re...

rockylizard · rockylizard

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-31/queensland-rail-150th-birthday-looking-back/6651536...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Over Seventy (Preview) *When you're over seventy who gives S#@t!!!!* I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You're kind of cute, you gotta a phone number?"I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"She said "Yeah, I got a pen&q...	Spydermann	14	1127	04:08 PM Aug 9, 2015 by Weevil
	Hearing (Preview) Driving yesterday an ad on the radio said "Come in and warm up ya knackers". After I heard the rest of the ad I realised that it was "Come in and warm up at Maccas". Just like a local builder's ad on the radio. It's Dimension Homes, not Dementia Homes.	Spydermann	3	631	10:54 AM Aug 9, 2015 by aussietraveller
	ADDS, BUGGA 'EM (Preview) Hi all, Anyone else notice the amount of adds creeping into various social media lately? I use "Google Calendar" like a diary, have done for quite a few years now but only recently have been getting flooded by adds, bugga 'em.	Dougwe	15	1246	08:11 PM Aug 7, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	is today the 7th or 8th?? (Preview) Grey nomads says it's the 7th August, my computer tells me it's the 8th? lol lol	Lesley F	5	585	06:29 PM Aug 7, 2015 by Lesley F
	Banana benders beware (Preview) http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/08/04/19/09/motorists-caught-on-phone-and-behind-the-wheel-face-double-demerits	D and D	4	1055	07:12 PM Aug 6, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	New meaning to "offroad" (Preview) Have found a new source for the video. Don't know why there was so much trouble with this Wonder if this could be done on tug and den? Awesome where couldn't you go !! https://youtu.be/2FbW_kVYcl0 David -- Edited by nimrod on Monday 3rd of August 2015 05:55:57 PM	nimrod	7	922	08:30 PM Aug 5, 2015 by Casualkev
	What is good about Australia by a Yank !! (Preview) This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings. David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USA There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason. More often than you might expect, Australian friends *patiently listenin...*	Big Gorilla	1	987	03:54 PM Aug 5, 2015 by Desert Dweller
	Yeah ... thought so... (Preview) Gday.. Cheers - John	rockylizard	3	892	07:56 PM Aug 4, 2015 by Dunmowin
	We are Mssing our Van (Preview) This year we are having a trip through Europe, largely to catch u wit my family while we are almost all still here, hence the reason we have been a bit quiet on the forum of recent. We are in Paris at the moment, with good wifi, so thought I would post an update, just so you can see how we are suffering.RomeWe s...	Plendo	4	1073	10:17 AM Aug 4, 2015 by spida
	Family? (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	3	807	01:57 AM Aug 4, 2015 by Joe50
	Foxtel won't work out of own state (Preview) Hi We are located in Victoria, and whilst we are in Victoria, our Foxtel works great. Sadly, when we were recently in NSW, although our settings were correct, we could not get Foxtel to work. When the TV was turned on, the Foxtel program banner was at the bottom of the screen, but the picture was black. W...	DMBM	2	638	10:17 PM Aug 3, 2015 by KFT
	.... and it ain't to get a filling .......... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	4	701	07:13 PM Aug 3, 2015 by Sheba
	"Bye Bye Bronwyn Buy Buy" (Preview) http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-02/bronwyn-bishop-stands-down-as-speaker/6666172	kiwijims	9	1209	05:28 PM Aug 3, 2015 by Bruce and Bev
	Upgrading to Windows 10? (Preview) http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/31/windows-10-microsoft-faces-criticism-over-...	D and D	1	514	04:02 PM Aug 3, 2015 by Desert Dweller
	Stopovers vs Others Travellers (Preview) I have just been on a 3 week holiday from Tweed Heads to Longreach across to Airlie Beach and down the A1 and Home. I stopped in many Free Camps and a few Van Parks when needed and can say that I was so surprised how well every one got on with each other and NOT once was there a night that a Camper kept anyone else...	Chucker	2	716	09:48 AM Aug 3, 2015 by aussietraveller
	Memories (Preview) MEMORIES from a friend: My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house and hebrought me an old lemonade bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I kne...	kiwijims	11	1125	01:13 PM Aug 2, 2015 by Ontos45
	I snuck outta the naughty room for a minute ... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	6	947	12:37 PM Aug 2, 2015 by Ontos45
	Violence in Sport (Preview) Why are we accepting the weekly violence in the major sporting codes? It seems the Clubs and the governing bodies of each code talk the talk, but don't walk the walk. We say these violence puts out the wrong image to children, but I think it tells the "adults" who are game fanatics that violen...	Bruce and Bev	18	1220	08:09 AM Aug 2, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	In the very early hours? (Preview) Just been looking at that funny little cartoon from RockyLizard, so what do others do when they can't sleep and are wide awake in the very early hours of the morning? I often find it a great time to cook, keep reading the story that I found hard to put down last night, writing lists of what's on my mind, re...	capricorn and pisces	9	1345	05:54 AM Aug 2, 2015 by iana
	Those good old days ... (Preview) http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-31/queensland-rail-150th-birthday-looking-back/6651536...	rockylizard	5	926	05:14 PM Aug 1, 2015 by aussietraveller
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