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Hey Jim · Hey Jim

As an Extra WE have Gone The Whole Hog and Decided To Donate out trip to Westmead Childrens Hospital.Full Stop. Jim & Eunice

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Hi All, Never Ever will we head to Bali again, No disrespect to the locals, they are so friendly and kind,BUT. And the But stops at the gate. Our fellow Australians for what they May have Done.Do they deserve to Die. Jim & Eunice

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women ...........she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following lett...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This child was freezing without a coat. I was brought to tears by the one who helped. - It was a 5 degree day in New York City when this social experiment took place. This young boy was only wearing a t-shirt and no shoes, but many people walked on by and for two hours he received no help. As society has becom...

dazren · dazren

Geez, !! nearly got into trouble, opened the letterbox this morning, Nice colourful advertising Brochure, saying '' YOU CAN HAVE SEX AT 80 '' !!! Well I thought this will be Great !! as I live at Number 76. so it is only 3 Doors up the road

moamajohn · moamajohn

Gday clearly as the topic implies 21 fellas in 13 tinnies have just toured from Tocumwal to Echuca in a week . Fishing and relaxing staying in the pub at Toc 1st and then taking the cars and trailers to the other end ,then hiring a bus for the return trip. Now me being the only local and all the other mob comin...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I have noticed that the big stores IE;- Woolworths and Coles no longer offer a fuel discount attached to the shopping receipt, they now add the discount to their own loyalty cards, has anyone else noticed the change ? or is it only happening in the West ? K.J.

Weevil · Weevil

https://shop.abc.net.au/products/bill-the-bastard-pbk

jules47 · jules47

Hope you get spoilt!!!!

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

You'll enjoy this act. The woman is great. Doesn't say a word, but her face tells it all. She never loses her character. Here is a German trapeze couple who are somewhat different! Click on the site below.... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=7172114683076...

petengail · petengail

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/skinfishjk3

milo · milo

Hi guys just thinking , has any one who lives on their own rented out a room for a few months? if so how did it go, did you have a good tenant and how do you go if you have family that might stay a night or 2 ? also if you need to ask the person to move out, for what ever reason how'd things go? just something I'm th...

littledick · littledick

Can someone please explain to me as to why some patrons in restaurants and food halls, seem to choose the use of 2 sticks, be they plastic or wood, to shovel, and I mean shovel ,food in their mouths when knives and forks are available? Is it some primitive obsession ? look at me, I can feed myself with 2 s...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think...I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

. It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the socks I wore in high school.

kiwijims · kiwijims

A wave of spam emails claiming to be traffic infringement notices has been targeting Australians. The email includes links that direct a recipient to a website which attempts to both scam the recipient and infect their computer with malware. Stay Smart Online is aware of some recipients being infe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Eldest son Mark and his wife Michelle produced our first grandson this morning, 2 weeks early. In 6 months a grandaughter and grandson as our first two grandchildren. Aussie Paul. http://youtu.be/dX1Zboa_Q-g Edwin with his Uncle Matt.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 25th of Februar...

Jenzarl · Jenzarl

Computer problem in Florida / True storyTechnical Support, how can I help you?FEMALE CALLER:'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then not...

Lesley F · Lesley F

PLATES OF A ROAMIN' KIND Barry tells us of the motorhome with the rego plate SKIDRO, which stands for "Spending the kids inheritance driving 'round Oz", and another one called "VIAGRA", for "Veterans ignoring age going 'round Australia".

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	BALI / CHILDRENS HOSPITAL (closed) (Preview) As an Extra WE have Gone The Whole Hog and Decided To Donate out trip to Westmead Childrens Hospital.Full Stop. Jim & Eunice	Hey Jim	7	1322	03:52 PM Mar 8, 2015 by Webmaster
	BALI (closed) (Preview) Hi All, Never Ever will we head to Bali again, No disrespect to the locals, they are so friendly and kind,BUT. And the But stops at the gate. Our fellow Australians for what they May have Done.Do they deserve to Die. Jim & Eunice	Hey Jim	29	1795	03:48 PM Mar 8, 2015 by Webmaster
	RETIRED HUSBAND (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women ...........she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following lett...	Big Gorilla	3	815	01:34 PM Mar 8, 2015 by iana
	Social experiement with unexpected outcome.... (Preview) This child was freezing without a coat. I was brought to tears by the one who helped. - It was a 5 degree day in New York City when this social experiment took place. This young boy was only wearing a t-shirt and no shoes, but many people walked on by and for two hours he received no help. As society has becom...	aussie_paul	3	1008	06:54 AM Mar 8, 2015 by moamajohn
	MISleading Information !!! (Preview) Geez, !! nearly got into trouble, opened the letterbox this morning, Nice colourful advertising Brochure, saying '' YOU CAN HAVE SEX AT 80 '' !!! Well I thought this will be Great !! as I live at Number 76. so it is only 3 Doors up the road	dazren	12	947	07:45 AM Mar 7, 2015 by dorian
	A Murray tinny trip. (Preview) Gday clearly as the topic implies 21 fellas in 13 tinnies have just toured from Tocumwal to Echuca in a week . Fishing and relaxing staying in the pub at Toc 1st and then taking the cars and trailers to the other end ,then hiring a bus for the return trip. Now me being the only local and all the other mob comin...	moamajohn	6	1856	01:59 AM Mar 7, 2015 by johnq
	Fuel Disounts gone from shopping dockets (Preview) I have noticed that the big stores IE;- Woolworths and Coles no longer offer a fuel discount attached to the shopping receipt, they now add the discount to their own loyalty cards, has anyone else noticed the change ? or is it only happening in the West ? K.J.	kiwijims	18	3781	08:08 PM Mar 6, 2015 by Dunmowin
	Bill The Bastard - Australia's Most Famous War Horse (Preview) https://shop.abc.net.au/products/bill-the-bastard-pbk	Weevil	0	828	07:51 PM Mar 5, 2015 by Weevil
	Another birthday - ballast2 (Preview) Hope you get spoilt!!!!	jules47	4	399	04:50 PM Mar 5, 2015 by the rocket
	GERMAN TRAPEZE COUPLE (Preview) You'll enjoy this act. The woman is great. Doesn't say a word, but her face tells it all. She never loses her character. Here is a German trapeze couple who are somewhat different! Click on the site below.... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=7172114683076...	Big Gorilla	3	924	02:59 PM Mar 5, 2015 by Dougwe
	And I thought I had all the fishing gear........ (Preview) http://www.chonday.com/Videos/skinfishjk3	petengail	0	472	01:09 PM Mar 5, 2015 by petengail
	Renting out a room ? (Preview) Hi guys just thinking , has any one who lives on their own rented out a room for a few months? if so how did it go, did you have a good tenant and how do you go if you have family that might stay a night or 2 ? also if you need to ask the person to move out, for what ever reason how'd things go? just something I'm th...	milo	5	589	07:33 AM Mar 5, 2015 by peterblack
	Chopsticks. (Preview) Can someone please explain to me as to why some patrons in restaurants and food halls, seem to choose the use of 2 sticks, be they plastic or wood, to shovel, and I mean shovel ,food in their mouths when knives and forks are available? Is it some primitive obsession ? look at me, I can feed myself with 2 s...	littledick	10	1241	08:08 PM Mar 4, 2015 by frangipani
	A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO WOOLWORTHS (Preview) Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think...I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no...	Big Gorilla	8	1426	09:49 AM Mar 3, 2015 by Jenzarl
	HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK ? (Preview)	Big Gorilla	5	804	09:39 AM Mar 3, 2015 by sandsmere
	WINE.... (Preview) . It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the socks I wore in high school.	Big Gorilla	4	718	06:47 AM Mar 2, 2015 by Dougwe
	Scam traffic infringement notices spread malware: Alert Priority High (Preview) A wave of spam emails claiming to be traffic infringement notices has been targeting Australians. The email includes links that direct a recipient to a website which attempts to both scam the recipient and infect their computer with malware. Stay Smart Online is aware of some recipients being infe...	kiwijims	2	1215	03:54 AM Mar 1, 2015 by kiwijims
	Wow it has happened again.... (Preview) Eldest son Mark and his wife Michelle produced our first grandson this morning, 2 weeks early. In 6 months a grandaughter and grandson as our first two grandchildren. Aussie Paul. http://youtu.be/dX1Zboa_Q-g Edwin with his Uncle Matt.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 25th of Februar...	aussie_paul	10	1018	10:30 PM Feb 27, 2015 by rayn_boh
	Computer Technician (Preview) Computer problem in Florida / True storyTechnical Support, how can I help you?*FEMALE CALLER:*'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then not...	Jenzarl	7	855	04:36 PM Feb 27, 2015 by Mark Bolton
	Article from herald sun newspaper black and white column (Preview) PLATES OF A ROAMIN' KIND Barry tells us of the motorhome with the rego plate SKIDRO, which stands for "Spending the kids inheritance driving 'round Oz", and another one called "VIAGRA", for "Veterans ignoring age going 'round Australia".	Lesley F	1	1031	01:30 PM Feb 27, 2015 by Happywanderer
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