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dave06


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The  Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After  they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound  asleep.


  Some hours later, Tonto wakes the  Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what  you see? '


'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions  of stars.'


'What that tell you?' asked  Tonto.
 

 The Lone Ranger ponders for a  minute then says, 'Astronomically  speaking, it  tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially  billions  of planets. Astrologically, it tells  me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,  it  appears to be approximately a quarter past three  in the morning.  

  Theologically, the  Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.   

Meteorologically, it  seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it  tell you, Tonto?'

'You  dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent.  '

 


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Love it

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