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TOPIC: A Fart is a Fart
drongo & wendy
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Posts: 345
Date:
02:06 PM Nov 9, 2008
A Fart is a Fart
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A fart.... It is a pleasent thing
it gives the belly ease
it warms the bed in winter
and suffocates the fleas
A fart..... can be quiet
can be loud
some leave a powerful
poinonous cloud
A fart.... can be short
or can be long
some farts have been known
to sound like a song
A fart .... can create
a most curious medley
a fart can be harmless
or silent and deadly.
A fart.... might not smell
while others are vile
a fart might pass quickly
or linger awhile
A fart....can occur
in a number of places
and leave everyone there
with strange look on there faces
from wide open prairie
to small elevators
a fart will find all of
us sooner or later
But that farts are all bad
is simply not true-
we must never forget
SWEET OLD FARTS LIKE U .
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