in a park in metropilos was found a pair of statues, one male one female, staring at each other, through what seemed like very loving eyes for eternity, knowing in their stone hearts that they could never be together

a kind hearted angel was flittering about (as they are known to do) minding his own business when he stumbled upon the two seperated statues, he felt immediate sorrow for the two

he stared first in to the males eyes and then into the females eyes, upon seeing the torment present  he made a decision, "I will breathe life into the stone lovers" he did so

the two lovers very quickly gathered each other up in their combined arms and so entagled raced in to the nearby bushes, saying "darling I have waited a lifetime for this oppurtunity"

the fairy could hear all sorts of things, gasping and sighs of relief,  he couldnt bear it any longer he had to have a look over his creations, whereupon he heard and seen the following

the male was crouched over the top of a pigeon and the female was said to say

"NOW YOU HOLD THE LITTLE BARSTARD STILL, WHILE I **** ON HIM AND WE WILL SEE HOW HE BLOODY WELL LIKES IT" .................................................................................................