a man walks into a pub, sits down and orders a beer, notices another young feller up the other end of the bar rolling something around in his fingers saying to himself  "looks like plastic, fells like rubber"

man goes back to having his beer trying to ignore this young feller with whatever it is he has and stating "looks like plastic, feels like rubber"

eventually this gets the better of the man and he sidles up to this young feller and say's "whatcha got there" the young feller just say's "look's like plastic, feels like rubber"

thoroughly intrigued by now the man has to know about this new peice of space age technology that this young man has stumbled upon

looks him straight in the eye and say's "where did you get that from" 

whereupon the young gent states "OUT MY NOSE" ................................................