My misses asked me "watcha doing today"I said nuttinShe said u done that yesterdayI said "i aint finished yet ___________________Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with one of his mates. So he shoots him dead.Wife says u keep doing that your gunna run out of friends ____________________A small boy wrote to Santa, send me a brother.Santa writes back "send me your mother" ____________________A women askes a man sitting in a train with 6 kids "are all those kids yours".The man replies with a smirk, "the man say no ,i work in a condom factory and there are customer complaints"