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A BLONDES Year in Review


 
 

January

 

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 

February
 
 

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

 

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

 

March
 
 

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

 

April

 

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

 

May
 
 

Tried to make Kool-Aid..wrong instructions....8 cups of

 

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 

June

 

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 

July
 
 

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later
,  the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
 

August
 
 

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

 

car swamped because soft-top was open.

 

September
 
 

The capital ofCalifornia is 'C'.....isn't it???

 

October

 

Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel

 

November
 
 

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour

 

per pound and I weigh 108!!

 

December
 
 

Couldn't call 911 ..... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'

Button on the stupid phone!!!
 
 
 

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
 
 

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

 

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

 

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

 

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

 

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
 
 
 
 My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'



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rotfl they are beautys, I must have some blonde in me as well cos april had me whacked couldnt work out why being trapped in an escalator could be funny, duh!! escalator WALK OFF!!!! DUHHH!!!!

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brilliant ones ! my wife is a blonde !

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Hopefully no ofense taken there Mike

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I think I've just lost a Blonde friend I sent it on to her

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