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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

  Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs

  raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting

  ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.

 The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found

 them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne

  police investigator Evan Delp.

 Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the

  sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will

  never rape anybody again, by God.'

  Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his

  penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol

  in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate, Stanley Thomas, 29,

  were holed up.

 The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but

  doctors managed to save his mangled penis.. Police said, 'The one guy,

 Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he 

  won't be using it the way he used to.'

  Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
  but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through..'

  The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter

  Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding

  creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. 

  'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided

  I was going to go out and get those bastards myself cause I figured the Law

  would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker, 'and I wasn't

  scared of them, either, because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin'

  all my life, and I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the

  law changed about owning one.'

  So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description

  of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested

  neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated

  rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 
 
  'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em

  anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them.'

  the oldster recalled.  
 
  'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the

  door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot him right square

  between the legs, right where it would really hurt him most, you know.'

  'Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me

  to spare him.  Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'

   Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the

  vigilante granny.  'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is

   difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially

when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

DEPORT HER TO THE UK - WE NEED HER.



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Good on ya granny   just goes to show dont muck with us oldies familys  shes got more balls than one of them creeps have hehe

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should make her chief of police, all the normal coppers cant catch them

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Another urban, started in the USofA, adapted to Melbourne and spread, like a virus, through the interwebs.
The redneck lynch mobs love this kind of BS.

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I found it an interesting and a most entertaining little story and what is life if not a series of interesting little storys all strung together, nobody said they all had to be absolutely true

with this in mind our campfire storys have been known to weeelllll!!! occasionally stretch what is commonly regarded as the truth

everybody goes to bed laughing and happy, surely thats better than "reality" whatever that is.

thank you Mike, this old redneck has another reason to smile!!!

go the gun toting grannys of this world

YEEEEEEEE!! HAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!

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I second that     is it carried?


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As looooooooooooooooong as possible.

Cheers,
xina.

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Rolly wrote:

Another urban, started in the USofA, adapted to Melbourne and spread, like a virus, through the interwebs.
The redneck lynch mobs love this kind of BS.



I'm told I'm a redneck but I would have refered to it as hubris, not BS. BS is so, so, well just so "common". But you are correct, I had exacary the same thing sent to me concering an old woman who shot 2 hoons she caught in the act, bla, blah....
Still for a humourous interlude it was funnier than nanny mon's joke about the Lone Ranger that I did not get at all.

 



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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.



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Carried, Dave.....

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unamimously!

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All those in favour have nodded there nut so  its passed and its law     i think

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