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a pea****s offspring


a man took his 84 year old father shopping for new shoes, whilst sitting on a bench waiting to be served he spied his father staring at a young feller who had multi colored spiked hair

everytime the young feller turned around he seen the old man staring at him eventually he asked the old man 

"what was wrong with him, didnt he ever do anything different when he was young" 

to which the old man answered " I got stoned once and shagged a pea****, I was just wondering if you were my kid"

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ha ha ahahahahahah.....good one

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A bit of trivia; Did you know peac o cks don't lay eggs? Yep it's true!

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yes thats right, it is only the peahens, good try though

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