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Post Info TOPIC: H ORSE RIDING BLONDE STYLE


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H ORSE RIDING BLONDE STYLE


   A blonde decides to try horeback riding, even thou she has had no experience. She mounts the horse unasisted and the horse immediatly springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs the horses mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.. She tries to throw her arms arround the horses neck,but slides down the horses side anyway. the horse gallops along. seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw her self to safety. Unfortunately, her foot become entangled in the stirrup:
 She is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as her head it struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered againts the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief.... Frank the Bunnings greeter, seen her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking hores.


 And u all thought they only looked loverly, they are game to 

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gotta watch them rocking "HORES" hah!! HAH!!! HAH!!! love those spelling mistakes LOL!!!!
oh and I liked the joke as well!!

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hA HA and i read that before posting, cant run cant hide    WENDY ANOTHER bEX HUN

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Really you'll have the censor down on us like a ton of feathers hore back riding indeed...
ROTFL

-- Edited by Basil Faulty on Monday 4th of May 2009 05:18:22 PM

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