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Ole Grizzly


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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to
your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm
fine, really."

Bartender: "What about the eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew
over. I looked up and one of them sh1t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just
from bird sh1t!"

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook!"

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