The burning question: Are GN's elegibel to join the Australian Sex Party as they can't get their own off the ground

Basil Faulty · Guru

The burning question: Are GN's elegibel to join the Australian Sex Party as they can't get their own off the ground

Cruising Granny · Guru

Jeez Basil, I thought you meant we can't get our own sex life off the ground so we should join the sex party to help us do it.
Did you really mean we can't get a Grey Nomads Party off the ground? Silly me.
Such ambiguity can cause trouble if our language is misunderstood, which it is, often.
Could be interesting. Cheers Chris

dave06 · Guru

well I was wondering why it was "on the ground" in the first place,

stupid question I know but wouldnt it get dirty??????????

Basil Faulty · Guru

Cruising Granny wrote:

Jeez Basil, I thought you meant we can't get our own sex life off the ground so we should join the sex party to help us do it.
Did you really mean we can't get a Grey Nomads Party off the ground? Silly me.
Such ambiguity can cause trouble if our language is misunderstood, which it is, often.
Could be interesting. Cheers Chris

What could be intersting Granny? Not my sexlife surely, I could describe the last 40 odd years on the head of a pin written in 3mm felt tip marker.....

Cruising Granny · Guru

Complaints, complaints, always complaints.
The whole concept is interesting, well in my mind anyway.
I guess I have a vivid imagination, and my mind runs amok with the english language.
It's the sort of stuff cartoons are crated.
And yes Dave, it's best to keep off the ground. It's not the "dirty" I was worried about, it's the getting up once you've got down.
What am I saying? I'll get off before I get censored. Cheers Chris

Wombat 280 · Guru

When I read the heading I race off downstairs to get a dozen cold beers and find out where this party was on. hate to be late. I wasn't going to participate but could I watch I promise not to laugh

Vic41 · Senior Member

Geez Basil........I thought you were inviting us to an orgy ! So we are going t have another party who just want to talk about things with no action ! Yeh........might be ok for me because that's about my limit these days, lol !

This bloke would be a good candidate for the party if he lived in Oz see;

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

Vic

-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 12th of August 2009 01:33:52 AM

Basil Faulty · Guru

Vic41 wrote:

Geez Basil........I thought you were inviting us to an orgy ! So we are going t have another party who just want to talk about things with no action ! Yeh........might be ok for me because that's about my limit these days, lol !

This bloke would be a good candidate for the party if he lived in Oz see;

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

Vic

-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 12th of August 2009 01:33:52 AM

Next Orgy I get invited to Vic I'll organise an invite for you too, We got an invite to a Spa Party last February and I niavley assumed it would be in reality an Orgy - alas it was just us trainee geriatrics all peeing in another Veterans big spa.....

Cruising Granny · Guru

Vic41 wrote:

Geez Basil........I thought you were inviting us to an orgy ! So we are going t have another party who just want to talk about things with no action ! Yeh........might be ok for me because that's about my limit these days, lol !

This bloke would be a good candidate for the party if he lived in Oz see;

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

Vic

-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 12th of August 2009 01:33:52 AM

I thought talking about it was oral sex. Have I been mislead? Cheers Chris

Vic41 · Senior Member

Ha Ha........good one Basil & Chris......that's about my style these days, the spa and the oral!

Ah well, the mind still boggles (and the eyes) even if the rest of the body don't!

Vic

Basil Faulty · Guru

Cruising Granny wrote:

Vic41 wrote:

Geez Basil........I thought you were inviting us to an orgy ! So we are going t have another party who just want to talk about things with no action ! Yeh........might be ok for me because that's about my limit these days, lol !

This bloke would be a good candidate for the party if he lived in Oz see;

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

Vic

-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 12th of August 2009 01:33:52 AM
I thought talking about it was oral sex. Have I been mislead? Cheers Chris

AND ERGO HEARING ABOUT IT IS AURAL SEX???? Oh dear Granny, it's the english language again....

Vic41 · Senior Member

Just a funny aside Basil, I was searching Broome WA on google and it bought up "Vaseline Man" link for Broome, USA. Sounds like a very slippery dude !

Cruising Granny · Guru

I think there must be a Broome in Virginia, USA.
New one to me but overseas geography wasn't high on my education curriculum.
I'll have to look it up on Google Maps.
And it seems there are slippery characters in both Broomes. I've met a few in the WA version.