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Disco Duck


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I really hate this machine
I wish that they would sell it
It never does what I want
Only what I tell it.

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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Wombat 280


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Don't give on computers , really only as good as the operators and we all have bad days sometimes it runs into months but it's all a learning curve .

They say you put crap in you get crap out

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pc.gif Computers always complain about what's between them and the chair in front of them. sprint.gif

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Disco Duck


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Too true Womat.............too true but..........Actually I love computers. Would be totally lost without mine. The lament was a sign I saw sitting on a computer once and I liked it.

I like your comment Palebushman !!

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Daisy and Disco Duck

Adelaide South Australia


Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
Cruising Granny


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I could get more colourful and descriptive, but I'd be bleeped off the air.
Love the damned things, and hate them. We're stuck with them for better or for worse.
A bit like a partner.

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biggles


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I love to hate em!!
If the computer is so clever, how come it didnt know I wanted to do it this way, no that way??
Hope everyone picks a winner on the cup today, good luck Guys & Gals.

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Disco Duck


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I wouldn't mind hearing you getting more colourful and descriptive Granny. :)

Do you reckon you could work a sheepdog?

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Daisy and Disco Duck

Adelaide South Australia


Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
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