For those of us who love everything
to do with Kiwis...    

Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in
Bondi.  Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows
and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said  'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each,
Trousers $5.00 a pair.'

Ian says to his pal,  'Craig, look!  We could buy a whole
lot of those, and take em beck to InZid, we could make a
fortune.'

Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay?  Just
lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint,
they might not be nice to us.  I'll speak in my bist Aussie
accint.'

'No worries,' smiled Craig,  'I'll keep my mouth shut.' 
They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00
each, 100 shirts et $4.00, and fufty pairs of trousers et
$5.00.  I'll jst go and beck up me truck and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts,  'You're from New
Zealand, aren't you?'

'Well....  Yis,' says a surprised Ian.  'How the hill dud you
know thet?'

The owner replys, 'This is a dry cleaners'.