a pharmacist returns to his shop to find a guy leaning against the counter sweating and shaking. he asks the girl behind the counter "whats up with him" , she replies " he came in for some cough medicine and as i couldn't find any i gave hime a whole bottle of laxative".
"you idiot" replies the phamacist "you can't cure a cough with a laxative", "sure you can" the girl replies, "look at him, he's too scared to cough".
oh mate been there,.......................... it's not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........I had a flu once that had me vomiting and diarea, diarou, diaple oh bugger it I had the grits at the same time, sit on the crapper with a bet each way
