Not a laughing matter.

ibbo · Guru

Not a laughing matter.

dave06 · Guru

ah!! this happened to me once, hundreds were Killed! you're discombooblafloffer has come adrift from your radical adjudicater causing the instantaneous reaccumulatercomboobalation of your interterminusmainstabilizationerator

to repair it is going to take a highly trained hoolyganoodiliser familiarrisation specialist who is familiar with the inner triangulations of a gonaderiser, or in laymans terms "cut the red wire and run"

brickies · Guru

Did you get all the infro from the computer on your harvester Dave

ibbo · Guru

I cant't find the red wire that goes from inuergater to input thingy on the thwarts.I should have known better.Dave they no longer make gonaderiser.Maybe the Chinky gazatesky coil is the one I should try.I was serious,now I know where saying "Cry Wolf "comes from.Back to your glass cage.CheersIbbo.

dave06 · Guru

HAH!! HAH!! HAH!! Mate! I'm sorry but I'm travelling, couldnt help myself! too many hands not enough work for them!

ibbo · Guru

Iam not playing with you mob anymore,I am taking my bat and ball...so there............mean men.HE HE.Cheers.Ibbo.

dave06 · Guru

oh Mate, I said I was sorry, anyway thats my ball!

Disco Duck · Guru

Just reboot your computer Ibbo and all should come back??

You are wrong though Ibbo.................they still do make gonaderisers. I got one just the other day!!

xina · Guru

Would doing a Restore to a previous date help?
Cheers,
xina.

ibbo · Guru

Thanks Xina,I will give that a go.Cheers.Ibbo.

Basil Faulty · Guru

Disco Duck wrote:

.................they still do make gonaderisers. I got one just the other day!!

Yep sure do in Bunnings next to the Gerberators, $199.00.....

dave06 · Guru

ah! yes the Gerberator, they superceded the tri fleximodel to the Gonaderiser, very tricky those ones, the mainspring in the hofflemeiser used to poke out the deguivernator and hit the hokleflikstensteiner causing the beflukerman to jump forward three cogs

whats more the technical flukensteiner charges $38 sheckles to reset the missing three teeth

I would think that $199 is a bit dear though I reckon I seen them cheaper than that on ebay

Disco Duck · Guru

Are you getting overtired DaveO??

dave06 · Guru

no, just refueling! ready for the night haul! a lot cooler here, readout states only 38 degs outside, 20 degs in here, left the other side of the ranges at 46 degs and still rising but thats in the middle of a paddock

clazandaza · Senior Member

I haven't had so much fun since grandma got her tit caught in the wringer washer. You guys crack me up. Who ever said that old farts are not funny.

Daza

dave06 · Guru

oh now thats not nice, here we are trying to help a fellow nomad in his hour of reflurbiration and you go and make a hinklestein out of it, I'm picking up my gooblestuffer and heading out!

al · Senior Member

what are you guys on ? i want some.
glad i didn't ask you guys how to fix my brakes
al

Smokeydk · Guru

ibbo..you tried...START/CONTROL PANEL/MOUSE...in there you can test it...pointer speed etc...just worth a thought.....

Dave

ibbo · Guru

Hi Tother Dave.Yep,I have tried that.But I do thank you for your suggestion.Cheers.Ibbo.

Disco Duck · Guru

Come on SmokeyD.................. you know Ibbo is a trier. !!! Tried this........Tried that.......Tried again :)

rosey · Senior Member

That old saying "If at first you dont succeed, try, try again" is rubbish.

I say if at first you dont succeed, try something else!

But dont ask me what? Good Luck Ibbo!

Cruising Granny · Guru

ibbo wrote:

I am perfectly sober,no Yummies,not even a soft drink.I do not expect any smarty pants answers.I am trying to be serious...

That's not what you told me.
The computer thingymajig I can't help you with from here. If I was there I might have been able to work it out - with a pencil.
Like the constipated mathemetician.
I hope someone with remote technical assistance capacity will be more help than I.

Palebushman · Senior Member

dave06 wrote:

ah!! this happened to me once, hundreds were Killed! you're discombooblafloffer has come adrift from your radical adjudicater causing the instantaneous reaccumulatercomboobalation of your interterminusmainstabilizationerator

to repair it is going to take a highly trained hoolyganoodiliser familiarrisation specialist who is familiar with the inner triangulations of a gonaderiser, or in laymans terms "cut the red wire and run"

Ah yes..... This problem appears to have been well documented too:-

ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

The above was apparently based on the following, original version, from the early 1960s:

Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

And here's the phony-English version the Germans use:

This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equipment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the knoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligences. Otherwise you will be outthrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

Of course, this warning would not be complete without the Internet version:

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

Finally, the Palm Pilot (Little Old Digital Notebook gizmo) version:

Das PalmPilot ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy scratch der Screene, zappen RAM, und droppen-smashen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Dummkopfen. Das rubber-necken Sichtseeren keep die Hands in die Pockets -- relaxen und watchen Das Blinkenlights.

pricey43 · Guru

You guys have got it all wrong. According to the 6th year university son doing a double degree in multi-media and electronics, .....the first thing to do no matter what the problem is.......... Turn the thing off and then on again. If that doesn't work then you've got a problem........

ibbo · Guru

Gee,I will be afraid to ask a sensible question with you mob of Pelicans on the loose(With exceptions).Bunnings thought I was a rat bag and called security when I gave the girl at the Grebeleger counter my list of things that you "experts"gave me.She thought it was a coded message.The cops were understanding after I told them whence the info came from i.e The Grey nomads Forum.Ah,yes we have one of our finest officers planted in your ranks.After a bit of bribery the only info they would give was that his first name was Ian.Now I still have the problem But because of the educational value of my original plea for help and the obvious concern shown by you esteemed and may I say well informed folk,I will now foreward on to my mates on the Monty Python Show the original problem.Which for some reason or other has fallen intothe I don't give a stuff anymore box.I will now have a Bundy for breakfast,and be warned if that Bloody Bear falls out of a tree on me ...............Time to go Ibbo.Cheers.Ibbo.

-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 11th of November 2009 05:53:58 AM

DeBe · Guru

Hi ibbo. After pondering this for several days, I think I know the problem. Gasp!!! its called old age, you know the hands start shaking ( I realy am sorry I wont mention age again) any how have anice day. Cheers Daryl.

dave06 · Guru

well I'll be gestuffened!!

now Al about those brakes.......................first to be taken nein medicinifagoofunsteiner..., I'll get back to work shall I, umm this way is it, yep thought so! very good,

Disco Duck · Guru

Just had a thought Ibbo.....................Did you check the Kilterweiser? You find that by depressing the donnelschlappen lever down about halfway. Double click the mouse on the square provided. That should straighten the perlapper out and then just reboot.

Now.....................back to Al's brakes...............

That would bve the centifugal diaphragm over the venturi half-shaft that is out of alignment. Twist it to the right after laying the vehicle on it's side and your problem is fixed. Works every time.!!

ibbo · Guru

Foreign Legions looking good.Cheers.Ibbo.

Rolly · Guru

Would someone kindly advise me of a low cost source of keyboards.

Mine, for some strange reason, has taken exception to having mouths-full of hot coffee spat all over it.

Reminds me; must get more incontinence pads too.