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how the hell do you think I am getting on, this paddock wont allow for GPS guidence, I type, I look, I type, I dodge,

I think I will be hoofing up the hemaflacker if I hit one of those protruding glypherseriums

god knows what any person thinks when they come across this site and this is the first thing they read, must think we are a bunch of whoopdenflaggers!

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Aaaah yes.............The Stimitills on the Hindenmarkers will stuff the gps in that paddock every time. If you got a eugonvale and placed it upwind of the synthetic flimsondorf I reckon you could override the klipsmanis and it would work. Worth a try DaveO ??

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dave06 wrote:

how the hell do you think I am getting on, this paddock wont allow for GPS guidence, I type, I look, I type, I dodge,

I think I will be hoofing up the hemaflacker if I hit one of those protruding glypherseriums

god knows what any person thinks when they come across this site and this is the first thing they read, must think we are a bunch of whoopdenflaggers!



Ah! but it is all good clean fun hey and has absolutely nothing to do with the subject matter, or does it I'm lost.

 



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There was subject matter????????????

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I can't understand why I waited so long to become a computer tech!!

I know all the right words. Shoulda dun IT years ago.

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There was subject matter????????????




I think so, but there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.



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Well you experts,just taken the mouse apart,dead fly.No wonder it won't work the bloody drivers dead.CheersIbbo.

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Well you experts,just taken the mouse apart,dead fly.No wonder it won't work the bloody drivers dead.CheersIbbo.



Bet it didn't have a license either

 



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Reminds me; must get more incontinence pads too.



Whats your preffered brand? I find to ones advertised as being suitable to do star jumps in don't fit under my lycra attire....

 



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Cash Converters Rolly.

And for all you Sth Aussies, get out of the Barossa before that German sticks.
It sounded link Barossa Valley Deutsch to me, but then I could be wrong. Trust me, it's a dialect all it's own.



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ah so it was a dead fly and all this time we've been advising you about your mouse, no wonder we couldnt help you, next time get the description right!! bloody pelican!!

right thats it, c'mon Ducky off to the pub!

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clazandaza wrote:

I haven't had so much fun since grandma got her tit caught in the wringer washer. You guys crack me up. Who ever said that old farts are not funny.

Daza



Cracks me up too, Daza. A happy pill at the end of my daysmile

 



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The original problem still exists.I think.Just can'recall what it was.Also you dogooders, I have to tell you that in German to English dictionary not one of your words got a mention.I think you have all been having a shot at me.By the way Dave that was your ball I took home with me,the dog has chewed it up,so there meanie..................I will go and have my cornflakes and vinegar followed by burnt toast and cold kipper sandwich.Cheers.Ibbo.ps I don't usually have vinegar on my cornflakes it's just that I don't have any stale beer in the fridge.

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The original problem still exists.I think.Just can'recall what it was.Also you dogooders, I have to tell you that in German to English dictionary not one of your words got a mention.I think you have all been having a shot at me.By the way Dave that was your ball I took home with me,the dog has chewed it up,so there meanie..................I will go and have my cornflakes and vinegar followed by burnt toast and cold kipper sandwich.Cheers.Ibbo.ps I don't usually have vinegar on my cornflakes it's just that I don't have any stale beer in the fridge.



Ibbo try weetbix and hot port and hope you don't get breath tested....

 



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Ohh my goodness.. or in real terms...bloody hell you guys crack me up!! I have not laughed so much in I don't know how long, and not a good move when I have just given my staff a lecture on "time wasting" hahahahahah

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oh nice, I help you out with all this advice and you nick my ball, I hope your dog gets the hinklekopfs from it (only a mild form though, dont want him to get the more distinct whoopfloria, nearly lost a long tailed guinea pig from that once, not nice)

did you know if you hold a gunea pig up by its tail it's eyes fall out!

so after removing the fly, which by technical definition is no longer a fly simply because it cant, fly I mean,

if you pull the wings off a fly it becomes a "walk" if a fly dies what does it become??

of course you wont find our technical descriptives in any publications or towns for that matter,

it is not German, mein Gott und von Himmel vrom vere did you be vindink sooch konklusion jumpink,

these are highly descriptive terms able to be deciphered by only the most skilled of computer tecnicians, we of the higher order could not expect a mere numbat like you to comprehend the complexitys of a veezersnichell or never mind a oversiphered snoofindipher, takes years to recognise even the oldest of them

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DaveO................I think we are wasting our time trying to help him. I mean we are using our valuable time discussing technical problems and all he wants to do is talk about dead flies. Ibbo......what is wrong with you??

Just can't help some people.!!

Instead of going to the pub DaveO......we should go around to Ibbo's place and get into his Yummies. He has caused us enough grief. We could be getting at least $100 an hour anywhere else for our technical expertise instead of wasting time on someone who is more interested in feeding himself all these delicious meals. I think he owes us!!

Holy Hell Bas !!!................Weet-bix and hot port?? No wonder you need the incontinence pads. Is it after having that that you do the star jumps in the lycra?? I'd pay to see that. Photos .....PLEEEESE !!!

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$100 per hour I was offered more than that by a feller in a public convenience, don't know what that was for but to pay that money must be a high falluting one

I just told him to go in and mention my name and he would get a good seat!

but I agree I should be getting much more than that for wasting so much of peoples time, well they do say that time is money and if I use up so much of it then it must be of a fair value, therefore by means of simple logic I must be owed a lot by so many, yes?? no???

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$100 per hour I was offered more than that by a feller in a public convenience, don't know what that was for but to pay that money must be a high falluting one

I just told him to go in and mention my name and he would get a good seat!

but I agree I should be getting much more than that for wasting so much of peoples time, well they do say that time is money and if I use up so much of it then it must be of a fair value, therefore by means of simple logic I must be owed a lot by so many, yes?? no???



Cheque is in the mail.

 



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Which service are you actually paying for John? Not the one in the public convenience I hope??

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Nah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got a good laugh out of it all.  Got nothing better to do with my time at the moment.



-- Edited by JRH on Thursday 12th of November 2009 12:36:00 PM

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