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Post Info TOPIC: Nick Xlyophone and the Scientoligists
JRH


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RE: Nick Xlyophone and the Scientoligists


I like it DD, good sense of humour.

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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia


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Disco Duck wrote:
Rolly................you never did give us the definition on religions.


I do apologise, Ducky, but it's been a relatively peaceful day today and I really don't want to ruin it with a vulgar and abusive diatribe into the evils of the myths, disinformation and outright lies that religion uses to control the hoi poloi.

So, with your permission, I will desist.

 



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Hi Duck Whats a bloke suposed to do ? Every time Her indoors went to look after the grand children, A very beutiful Jehovas Witness lady & her 19Yr daughter would visit & thats what i witnessed Anyway they turned up one day when herindoors was home & she tells me to stop perving in front of them. They havent been back since, do you think they were offended????

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Disco , you would have to admit, it would be a slow day in the universe, if a craft from the other side of the galaxy, comes to Earth just to find your brain. Can you imagine the looks on their faces when they see you typing on your little computer with no clothes on.
at least we would know what colour alien spew is...LOL

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LOL Biggles.............love it!!

That will not happen because I am wearing my alfoil helmet! Pay attention will you? Thank god for the helmet. It really doesn't bear thinking about LOL LOL. I wonder what Douglas Adams could make of this.!! I wonder if they would spend a long time looking for the brain or see the body and get the hell out quick??


Yep.....DeBe Religion does have some good sides. I had a mate years ago who went to church every Sunday. I never could figure out why till he told me it was the best place to meet women.
Who cares if they were offended I would be annoyed with her indoors though.



Apology accepted Rolly. I do understand

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just have a look at this will you! 500 posts yesterday and nearly bloody 600 today, christ somebody put a damper on that Bill!!

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Get a feather up your nose mate.!! You can't keep a good duck "down"

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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yep, see one post off 600....................... quack!!!! quack!!!! quack!!!!.........he's driving me quackers!!!! LOL!!!!

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Okay..............you win...................here it is!!

I was going to wait but you insisted!! 600


NOW I'll shut up.......okay??

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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there it goes BING!!!! and wasted too, HAH!! HAH!! got ya!

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You can think what you want Buddy boy. At least all my posts have been totally mindless drivel without having any intelligence involved at all. So beat that!! I don't need intellect.

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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Disco Duck wrote:

You can think what you want Buddy boy. At least all my posts have been totally mindless drivel without having any intelligence involved at all. So beat that!! I don't need intellect.






Congratulations fello "Guru". At least your mindless drivel makes sense in a funny sort of way.
Keep up the good drivel.

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Onya Granny.............you look after me and protect me from that mean man!!

Thanks for your support!!

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Daisy and Disco Duck

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Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
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