Julia Gillard was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road,
they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 

'You get out and check - you were driving.' 

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead but it was old. 

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Julia 

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. 

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Julia 

The chauffeur replies:
'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.' 

'What on earth did you say?' asks Julia 

'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'