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Terro


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Smokydk, have to change his name to rustle!!! How are the shares of Comalco going with the advent of the dark side?

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takes a lot of the shinny stuff to cover the world.....HAHAHA!!!


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Duck attack,,,,,,

forking feathers,,,,,,,LOL

Mate , best laugh for a long time .smile

-- Edited by justcruisin01 on Tuesday 8th of December 2009 01:37:23 PM

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Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

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Sir Terro,would a one legged Duck be a Hoppy Duck?also if it should swim round in circles what direction would he swim,left to right or right to left.I suppose that it depends on the hemisphere we live in.Ok Matron I know it's time for my Ovaltine and valium dose.Cheers.Ibbo.PS The Alfoil helmet makes my glasses fog up,my hearing aid is picking up SBS and my dentures are chattering away by themselves.

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Bend the peak over a bit Ibbo......you are on the wrong frequency......it should be the ABC you are getting. The coded messages are coming through on there!!

According to everyone on here your dentures have been chattering away for some time, only up till now nobody has been able to understand you. So I think we are making progress.

The foggy glasses I would put down to the Matron mistaking something else for the brake handle on the wheel chair. I have told you many times......."Keep that front part buttoned up"

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Gee Ducky me old oppo type mate.I have been wearing my old mums dentures,my hearing aid I bought on E.Bay .As for my spectacles(not testicals) they came from the local Op Shop.I suppose that I should explain the term OPPO to the non Navy types on the Forum,Oppo means mate,bestest pal,partener in unspeakable crimes whilst on runs ashore.Fly Navy.Sorry Raffies the Yummie are taking over.LOL Cheers.Ibbo.

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Best Oppos.....you and me Ibbo. No risk!!

Mate ............inherit as much as you can!!


I bought a hearing aid off Ebay...................I can't hear SH*T ........but it came with 2 dozen rolls of dunny paper. Couldn't resist the deal!!

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was that "Deal or NO Deal".???

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This is a load of rubbish.

You can only pick up wireless transmissions if you're radioactive.

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I have a Solar powered Crystal set,just the cats Whisker.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Is that better than a Crystal Powered Solar set?? Because that is what Iv'e got.

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I had a girlfriend once called Crystal.

Track and field athlete: Specialising in shot, javelin and discus.

Now, that was Crystal power for you.

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Rolly wrote:

I had a girlfriend once called Crystal.

Track and field athlete: Specialising in shot, javelin and discus.

Now, that was Crystal power for you.





Gee you'd want to keep on her good side, or keep you head down.
Perhaps a foil beanie would offer some protection - javeline at 50 paces - incoming!

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A spear chucker eh?? What colour was she Rolly??

Did she ever bring you any dead roos??

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Terro


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Did she come from Woomera?!!!!!!!!!!

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No Sir Terro.................she came WITH a Woomera. LOL

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Gee you're quick today "quack".
Trying to get iron in your diet by eating razor blades for breakfast is not recommended.
However, to each his own.
If you see anyone coming in your direction with a sharp or pointy object, just duck!

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Could be Rolly's ex ........do you reckon??



Sharp......me?? About as sharp as a bowling ball or a sack of wet liver Granny!! I am sooo switched on that I don't need solar cells!!

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Disco Duck wrote:

Is that better than a Crystal Powered Solar set?? Because that is what Iv'e got.



When I left my old job it was rather a hasty dismissal and they forgot to remove the implanted transciever in my wisdom tooth so I can hear voices and respond which keeps me amused for hours....
Now why would you want to poawer a Xtal set with solar power, thats what the geranium diode does....



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Not in Ibbo's case, Basil. He needs all the help he can get and if a solar panel does it for him.............so be it!! His doesn't have a Geranium diode....................I think it is more like fuschia resistor.

"He couldn't resistor her pocket transistor"

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Friday 11th of December 2009 03:08:07 PM

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