Those bruises are very minor in comparison to the lump that she is going to remove from his wallet by the time she is finished with him. I somehow think that golf ball will be in another orifice.
What is there now....... five or ten of them?? All come out of the woodwork and claimed he was bonking them.
Go Tiger.........you Tiger you!!
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What I want to know is, don't those girls have any pride? One comes out of the woodwork and all the other termites come out with their hand out. If Joe Blow had bonked all those girls it wouldn't be news, but because Tiger has won a very large wad of cash at golf, they all want to sell their bonking stories, with no thought for the consequences on their own behaviour and reputations, nor Tigers family and reputation. These people have no shame!
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It's exactly what I have always said Granny...................do what you like BUT.............shut your mouth. They obviously agreed to that to start with........honour the arrangement!!
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Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
Tiger,Tiger,shining bright.I don't think you are aTiger more like a Porker.Just as well you are not a rugby league player.We would have had a"stroke by stroke"newspaper report.Plus the fact that he would have brought the game into disrepute.Ok Nurse,I know it's lights out,where's me Guzzunder?Careful with straps on my jacket.Cheers.Ibbo.
-- Edited by ibbo on Tuesday 8th of December 2009 08:12:47 PM
By the way...you are right!! I wonder if Tiger (Eldrick) will get a three match suspension for bringing the game into disrepute?? A very valid point Ibbo. ..........!! Hell...you are gooooood!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Tuesday 8th of December 2009 08:50:28 PM
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Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
By looking at the photo - I would say Tigers Head is a Par 5 - with a nice putt to finish.... Tigers missus still needs to improve her game though - had 3 bad slices, but eventually got his / her eye in.. Even with the bad game she played, was enough to win her a mansion plus half his money. Well done young lady.. I'd be smiling to. I wonder if she would mind playing with a handicap --- ME !!!!!!!!
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