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Disco Duck


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The future of nursery rhymes


It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.


Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.


Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now his two front teeth are missing.


Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

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Mary had a little bear
To which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went
You saw her bare...following.


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MARY HAD A LITTLE DUCK
SHE KEPT IT IN A BUCKET
AND EVERY TIME SHE LET IT OUT
THE ROOSTER USED TO CHASE IT



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Disco Duck


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I am so glad you people clean them up................hang on......No I'm Not!!

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Daisy and Disco Duck

Adelaide South Australia


Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
Cinnamon


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Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.


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Cinnamon wrote:

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

                   Mary had a little lamb
                   Her daddy shot the village ram. 

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Mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcoal,
and every time it jumped the fence the sparks flew out it's
a sol a mio


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