It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." We can't drive." Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
Funny you should post on this subject - Being a person thats happy but not GAY, I get that feeling just after doing my tax - The Australian tax dept must be Bi-sexual.... everyone gets raped by them.
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I drive the only Prado in Australia with a talking tacho !!!!!!!
You know when your landing gear is up & locked, when it takes full power just to taxi to the terminal.........
I think Granny is more particular than that she wants to be screwed by a glandular surgeon... Not some hoon in a car park...
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
