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I was fortunate enough to catch Sir Terro hard at work. Although a rare sight .........I was able to capture it on a shutter setting 1/1000

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You have me there Mr Duck. The story behind this is thus.......

In my role as Clinical Instructor with the Fire Brigade I have to cover many aspects of resuscitation. We concentrated on one member giving mouth to mouth or EAR resuscitation and the other member performing CPR. Unfortunately the notes didn't cover any possiblity of the various body parts not being connected. We are working very hard to rectify this problem but as you know firemen mainly only want to play with their hoses. What the firewomen want to play with is pure speculation. In the mean time please have complete faith in the expertise of the resuscitators should you be on the receiving end.

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Those uniforms look French.

A variation on the "French Kiss" of life??

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We're very Multi-cultural here in Melbourne!!! We'll even put out French fires, administer French kisses and deliver French Le er mail.....

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Terro wrote:

We're very Multi-cultural here in Melbourne!!! We'll even put out French fires, administer French kisses and deliver French Le er mail.....

Terro



Our Postie's a Taffy.

Delivers Welsh letters.

You know,

The ones with leeks in.

"Boom! Boom!"

 



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His names not Pat is it? Does he have a black and white cat? If so I'm envious

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Terro were you keeping ahead of things

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well I have been reliably informed the patient was in one piece and fine before Terro got to him!

too many arguments as to who should have which part so they delegated and split the patient between them!

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what a cutting comment

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If you ever hear an Ambo say to his offsider...... "I'll split it with you".........start to worry!!

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It's when you can't hear the ambo at all that you know you are in deepmire.

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anything like me Ibbo,.................. I am always in the mire, merely the depth vary's

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You are no orphan Dave0.:):)

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copping it today! we have serviced the header so I thought I would come home for a while as it is too wet out in the paddock

well all the kids just want to see pop!, the bedlam, screaming and fighting and just plain noise of all the kids scrambling to be the first and only one on my lap only created mass problems with the dragon and co! who are up to their proverbials in cooking paraphernalia and foodstuffs various

I have been abused beyond comprehension and all I have done is to walk in the door thus ensuring chaos to reign, well I did nick the occasional cake and a bit of other stuff

but oh boy the abusive retorts that were inflicted at me was not lady like at all!

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Nicking cakes??? That is definitley one way to get the good lady offside, I am beginning to think you are a slow learner after all Dave0.  :):):)

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Yeah.............and worse still JRH................nicking cakes and NOT sharing with his mates. We are his mates aren't we?? Just nod you head and say YES!!

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yep I send one of the toddlers out now to flog the cake, see not so slow after all!

If I could just train them to make a cuppa and bring it in to me I would be very happy!!

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I'se nodding my head:):)

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yep I send one of the toddlers out now to flog the cake, see not so slow after all!

If I could just train them to make a cuppa and bring it in to me I would be very happy!!


What only one cuppa Dave0?  Geez you a becoming a bloody miser, and at this time of the year also.  LOL

 



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So'm I JRH.......and still no cakes??

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If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
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We better be careful Disco, they will be calling us Noddy soon.:):)

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What do you expect from a Melbourne-ite.......LOL

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Smokydk, Dave, old mate if you are going to hang sh one t get it right. It's Melburnians just like Adelaidians OK? Phew.

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Flog the kids I say,cake stealing little buggers.Clap em in irons and send them to the Salt Mines................................Now back to 2009.How nice to have the children at your feet .Dave you must set an example to the Children.Don't nick the cakes or Pa will go crook on you.Oh Hell here comes Matron Mangle,she is wearing her Black leather item tonight,someone is going to cop a bit oflash tonight.On goes the Alfoil Helmet with visor and ear plugs.As you were saying Dave.....................to wet to operate the header,glad you serviced it.(Ducky don't even think about it") what Dave does in his spare time has nothing to do with us.Better go,Matron Mangle is about to select her bondage ,er I mean exercise type person for her personal therapy and gratification lesson."pick me,Pick me"Ishout in anticipation,Well we can dream can't we?.Wow we have gone a long way from Ducky watching Sir Terro at work have we not.Oh well Happy Easter.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Ibbo, pal, you have it spot on. just where kids should be. Under foot, seen and not heard and any other expletive that my Father came up with. As you have probably guessed I hate kids and dogs.

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Terro wrote:
As you have probably guessed I hate kids and dogs.

They're not too bad, Sir Terro.

Spit roast slowly or gently sautéd, they can be quite tasty.



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You are a man after my own heart Rolly. Roast child with dill pickles and coleslaw.

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Thanks Terro..ohhhhhhhh by the way..why do they call Victorians .....Mexicans??


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singing here..................South of the Border down................lalalalalala


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Don't forget the gravy when you cook these kids and dogs!!

Anything over four is old enough to work anyway!!


You got a nice singing voice Ma.......I joined in then.................right up until you ran out of words.

Very short song??

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