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Terro


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To quote a well known entertainer, "why is every body so unkind". Because we are such a successful and go ahead state the only way the people north of the border could think of putting us down, without going to the vets, was to call us Mexicans. Well, "sticks and stones etc". We are the best at football, all codes so there!!!!!!!!!!! We have the best beer and our wine is unsurpassable. Our road network is next to none and our public transport, well we won't mention that. Melbourne is more livable than Sydney, actually the best view of Sydney is in the car mirror. The best thing to come out of Sydney is the Hume Highway!!! Just feel happy all you SA people that I don't start on you!!!!! Ma you have a beaut voice but your choice of song is , well, leaves a lot to be desired. I am most disappointed in all of you. Going to slash my wrists now and see if I can get an Ambulance quicker than 47 minutes. Good job I brought home some flavoured O2. Mexican Pete signing off. Adios Amigos.

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firewomen want to play with hoses too, and they will go to any length to get them

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Did you hear about the firefighter whose wife gave birth to twins? He called one Hose A and the other Hose B.......... Boom boom.

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ElBe wrote:

firewomen want to play with hoses too, and they will go to any length to get them


Does size really matter, then?

 



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ibbo


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Depends on which end of the hose you are on.

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ibbo wrote:

Depends on which end of the hose you are on.


And whether or not you are a "Big Knob";  VIP, that is.

 



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weeelllll thats another eeeeeerrrrr uuuuuummmmmmm from me

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