The other day I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
"A Fottle", I said.
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s******ed and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds somewhat crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
Spersonofafricanethnicityed really sounds a bit silly.
Cindy, is there any chance of bringing to the attention of the controler of this board's platform that this automated PC filter is making them appear somewhat short of a few snags at the barbecue ?
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Old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm any day.......
So I can't say the N I G G E R - S N I G G E R E D??
Hard to tell a black fella joke anymore isn't it?? At least not one where he laughs.
You betta believe it......the present proposal is only the thin end of the wedge.... pedophilia to start with, hard to argue against that one, but that's the idea..
who's going to do the censoring, the Politically Correct you can bet, and an unseen anonymous PC at that. Welcome to the world of George Orwell
