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Things you can say @ Xmas


1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.



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bloody hell!! trust you! true but!

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Yeah......!! The mind boggles!! LOL LOL

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Ahhh Basil Ithink we have a conection under the alfoil mentaly that is (must be careful wot i say here) Merry Chrismas Basil. Daryl

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One word Basil. Brilliant.

Terro

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Basil Mate,is it compulsory to utter the utterances?Cheers.Ibbo.

-- Edited by ibbo on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 03:20:52 PM

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I'll go with Terro absolutely brilliant

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