Well I have just finished cleaning the chimney so the Fat Man can squeeze his way down.
I forgot to do it last year and Gees.......did I hear about it?? I got letters from the union......workplace services........and the local council. All sorts of threats ranging from law suits to 'NO Presents".......Reindeer threatening to piddle on my tomatoes. It just went on and on!
I really hope he hasn't put any weight on because it was a tight squeeze last time. So if he doesn't get to your place then it's because he is still stuck in our chimney! Sorry!!
Of course this is unless this happens.................................
hey!! if it means I get pressies then yep!!! I believe!!!
all together now.............prancing through the snow, in an airconditioned slay, slinging up the bulldust, coughing all the way, oh jingle bells, jingle bells watch out for that duck, mother goose has had the chop and the neighbors are out of luck!!!
yeah I know and out of sync as well but she's a bit stony here at the moment and I struck an outcrop, in the shape of Jesus, must be a sign, hallelujah praise be,
normally my voice is like a nighting gales call
you know the one , CCCCCCCccccaaaaaawWWWWwWwWwWwwW!!!! sssshhhhhRRRRrrriiiieeeekkk!!!! CCCCCccCcCccCAAAaaSWWWwwWW!!!
oh hell got it mixed up didn't I, that was the mating call of the emu, and now she's wandering over flashing her eyelids at me, damn wheres my alfoil condoms?????? oh well a man's gotta do what a mans gotta do!
DaveO has to learn that if he is going to give a young Emu lady the "Come on"........Then he has to go through with it!! One should never lead someone else on. That is very serious..................ESPECIALLY when you sing like that!!
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Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
all together now............. ""prancing through the snow, in an airconditioned slay, slinging up the bulldust, coughing all the way, oh jingle bells, jingle bells watch out for that duck, mother goose has had the chop and the neighbors are out of luck!!!""
We are in Gundagai and it is 39 today, 40 tomorrow and hopefully showers and 25 on Friday.
Merry Christmas to all the GN's!!!!!!
Sandy,Trevor and Roxy
Ok how about a rousing chorus....
Theres a track winding back to an old fashioned shack Along the road to Gundagai Where the blue gums are growing, the Murrumbidgees flowing Beneath that sunny sky Where my Mummy and Daddy are waiting for me Where the pals of my childhood are waiting for me So no more will I roam till Im headed right for home
On the road to Gundagai
Theres an old fashioned Ford made of rubber, tin and board Along the road to Gundagai The radiators hissing, and half the engines missing The oil tanks running dry Theres water in the petrol and sand in the gears And it hasnt seen a garage for more than twenty years But O lord hear the roar when the pedal hits the floor Along the road to Gundagai.
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Bloody hell Sandym54.................I was going to wish you a merry christmas too but now you have Basil singing as well. I don't need this!! I'm putting my wings over my ears.
You have no idea of the noise pollution you have caused. I'm just going to have to quack in time.
Merry Christams to you Sandy Trevor and Roxy!!...............and STAY SAFE!!
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Daisy and Disco Duck
Adelaide South Australia
Gotta Think Outside the Square!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!
just had a thought, santa would be the only one i know who can break into a house with out being charged..or arrested.. but he'd have a good job trying to go down my small thin chimney..
Milo where have you been hiding? Don't tell anyone but Santa is no longer allowed to enter via Chimneys because of the threat of litigation. Instead he simply transmogrifies thru the walls.
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KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
last time we were in gundagai they had just moved the dog, sat there all those years and some mongrel shifted him!
hell thats showing my age!
An excuse perhaps to sing "the dog sat on the tuckerbox 5 miles from Gundagai"?
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Don't take life too seriously.... No one gets out alive
KIA Sorento CRDi EX ( Ebony black) with 5 hex chrome plated tire air valve covers, Coramal Sunsheild, Elcheapo GPS, First Aid Kit, full KIA toolkit & Yellow lenses on the Foglights......
maybe its like in Tim Alan's Santa movies , where the chimny changes size to suite Santa , then when he leaves it goes back to normal?? kinda like shapeshifting??
Came across that image DD and couldn't resist posting it.
