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JRH


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Smokeydk wrote:

Whats this place coming to.........dammmmmmm lot of kinky ppl in here.....glad I'm in alfoil....LOL



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In alfoil and you call us kinky? :) :) :)

 



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Just for that all you leather lovers, I'm not gunna tuch ya. So there!

I did offer my faulty body part for science, but the scientists had gone on holidays. The surgeon was excited at the prospect of researching my complaint and it's possible genetic connections.
So I have advised my children that the fault is genetic. What a great legacy to leave my children?
The poor buggers at least have the benefits of modern medical science to get then through, so it's not all bad, I guess.
I don't have anyone to blame for my "medical conditions". That's life.

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Granny if you are taking your wrath to SA make sure you take grapes to go with it....

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No wrath without grapes.

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Bloody hell Granny,don't tell me that the "Wrath" has already infected you.Dr Ducky and myself personally checked out you wrath tolerance graph.Did you eat Brusell sprouts two days prior to your procedure?I certainly hope not.As we say in the medical profession"If in doubt eat no sprout".After consulting my Esteemed and Honourable coleague,Dr.DrakeDuck,we have decided that your only chance of being cured of the Wrath is to reccomend that you take a long Sea Voyage.The word Cougar comes to mind.All spelling mistakes in this reply are due to unforseen Yummie overdosing.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Well the wrath is controllable. (I just have to stay away from techie's corner.)
No sprouts but a serve or 2 of broccoli. That's alright, isn't it? Gee, I hope I haven't upset the recovery process.
I don't know where I'd be without you 2 medicos, with my best interests at heart, which I'm glad there's nothing wrong with.
In fact, without your unlimited attention I'd still have my cankles - combined calves and ankles. But they're gone. All gone. The wonders of medical science - recovering ankles. Just amazing.


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Cruising Granny wrote:
In fact, without your unlimited attention I'd still have my cankles - combined calves and ankles. But they're gone. All gone.

Don't trust Duckie & Ibbo, they will take anything if it is eatable.

Probably too late now to ask for them back, last time I saw Duckie he had a toothpick in hand trying to dislodge a bit of toenail.....nyuk nyuk



-- Edited by Delta18 on Saturday 26th of December 2009 09:24:03 PM

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Those 2 will do anything to get, and keep attention.
If nothing else medical, they keep my sense of humour intact. And that's vital for a full recovery.
I don't care what their methods were, but I'm so impressed with the improvements, I'm still gtetting over the medical marvel of my missing cankles. I keep looking down my legs and all I see are calves and ankles. Even my fingers are getting smaller.
The potassium shop will go broke now without my support. From 8 pills a day to 0 - zero - zilch.
Blood pressure tablets from 4 a day to 1 now, but eventually, in a week or 2, none.
Those two have done an amazing job. I don't know where I'd be without them, and that's a bit of a worry. Can anyone help me? Where would I be without them?



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Ha Ha,where would you be indeed.Have we got a deal for you.Ducky and myself have now moved into the property market.One of our first ventures has been the purchase of an old R.A.N.Destroyer,the seller had assured us that this Ship had Coastal Views and easy beach access.The property is near the Sunshine Coast in Qld.Unfortunately Mr D Duck and myself have not seen the property personally,we have been far to busy with our growing medical and Spare body parts franchises.The name of the Seaside property is HMAS Brisbane,surrounded with water and a good passing trade of fisherpeople and Divers.If you are interested we can arrange a free flight in our recently restored D.C.3.Aircraft .I must warn you Chris,it will be a slow trip as we can only afford enought fuel for one engine,plus it has to tow a glider for the luggage.Rob our purchasing officer arranged the plane from some old Air Force mates in New Guinea.I trust that we may be of service to you.Plus you still have our Surgery guarantee ,so you will not have any need to be without our good selves.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Without Ducky and Ibbo I fear this forum would be a lot poorer, I come in now expecting some friendly banter, in fact I believe I would now be lost without it.

Thanks so much to them, they help to brighten up the days as I wait for the ankle biters to return to school so I can once again terrorise the highways and byways.

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I'm glad I changed avs........I think this one would serve well in the realestate.business....its way out there you know.......has no limits too........

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I'm glad I changed avs........I think this one would serve well in the realestate.business....its way out there you know.......has no limits too........

Dave


Dave,
Does it have a DHD (Dial Home Device)?????????????

 



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Yes..points to the Aussie Map.....and sends you there....look it just sent you to WA.......arent it great Mate??


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Yes..points to the Aussie Map.....and sends you there....look it just sent you to WA.......arent it great Mate??


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It couldn't very well miss WA now could it, I mean it's bigger than Texas. :) :) :)

 



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JRH wrote:

Without Ducky and Ibbo I fear this forum would be a lot poorer, I come in now expecting some friendly banter, in fact I believe I would now be lost without it.

Thanks so much to them, they help to brighten up the days as I wait for the ankle biters to return to school so I can once again terrorise the highways and byways.


Bloody Hell JRH...............and you reckon you don't drink much??  BULSH*T!!

Mate.....we are going to have to make you President of our fan club!!  LOL

Thank you for the very kind words..........however.........this is not banter. We are very serious in our work and believe in customer satisfaction!!

As we speak........Dr Ibbo is out buying a new book......"Brain Surgery for Dummies"
I expect he will have read it by Dinner time. Then we just need some mug........oops ....patient to practice on.

Ibbo is our research man and I am the anaesthetist or in some cases it is just a matter of restraint..........so I sit on them!!

 



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