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Bundy Rum


BUNDY RUM (Bundaberg Rum)...Queensland's famous product! Forget Jamacia or any
other rubbish!  For you o/seas people..a King Brown is one of the
deadliest snakes on earth. Out of the top 10, Australia has 5.

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I
ran out of worms.

Then I saw a King Brown with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth,

I grabbed him right behind the head, took
the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how
to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of
Bundaberg rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.His eyes
rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake
without incident, and carried on my fishing with the
frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!!!!



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Bundy Rum is also excellent elephant repellent..... If you have a bottle with you when you go out in the boat fishing I can guarantee that you will never be attacked by a herd of elephants!

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