The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEYlifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
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