Fridge problem

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Fridge problem

Ma · Guru

You could relocate yourself the the funny farm Womby.............

They give you room and board there and you won't have any electricity bills, come to think of it you won't have a fridge either..............

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

no electricity bugga, that could mean no internet, what would I do without my internet?

BobnBev · Senior Member

Wombat ,we had the same problem , fixed it with a window in the door so we now see that the light goes out. to easy .. Thought every one had a window in their fridge door to watch the light go out...

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

thats a good idea, will go and google 'window in fridge door' and see what results I get, I knew I would get a sensible answer from somebody on this site.

Hmmm on second thoughts, that seems like a silly idea, just googled windows in fridge door and all it comes up with is bar fridges with all glass doors like the ones in the pub.

How did you cut a hole in your fridge door? does it let much cold out?

NeilandRaine · Guru

I have a very small eskimo living in the fridge and his job is to turn off the light when the door is closed.
Sometimes I think he is a bit slack cause our power bill is still high.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

NeilandRaine wrote:
I have a very small eskimo living in the fridge and his job is to turn off the light when the door is closed.
Sometimes I think he is a bit slack cause our power bill is still high.

Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?

gubby · Guru

Now c'mon Wombat, I know for a fact that Wombats don't have lights in their burrows and they don't have any problems.

Just take the globe out and after awhile you'll be able to pick the food by it's smell... wink biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

gubby wrote:
Now c'mon Wombat, I know for a fact that Wombats don't have lights in their burrows and they don't have any problems.
Just take the globe out and after awhile you'll be able to pick the food by it's smell...

How many wombat burrows have you been down, we have lights in ours biggrin

that is silly, the bulb does not keep the fridge cold so there would be no bad smell as you insinuate biggrin biggrin

gubby · Guru

_wombat_ wrote:
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?

You could always put an ad in help wanted for a grey nomad eskimo to do some fridge sitting, you'd have to stock up on blubber though... wink

Vic · Guru

Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that ! wink

Morning All! (remember Green Bottle) biggrin

I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly. aww

The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........ wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

gubby wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?
You could always put an ad in help wanted for a grey nomad eskimo to do some fridge sitting, you'd have to stock up on blubber though...

thats the sort of reply I would expect from Vic, he is nearly as silly as you biggrin

-- Edited by _wombat_ on Friday 22nd of July 2011 10:50:50 AM

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Vic wrote:
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes

Thanks a lot mate biggrin

tiy enjoy yourdelves today with the relies

Ma · Guru

Vic wrote:
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes

I was born on Guy Fawkes day...........does that make me a member of the family Vic?

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

Ma if it does then I feel sorry for you biggrin

gst · Senior Member

Give up the fridge eat can food, drink warm beer or room temp red wine like before we had fridges.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

hey, gst I don't remember that far back biggrin

gst · Senior Member

Thats ok with all the world warming up maybe time to start trying it out

JRH · Guru

How do you know the light is on when the door is closed?

Onedodger · Guru

Wombat,

I'd go for taking the bulb out then you can do it by feel.

The cold glass ones are very important and the furry ones are to be left alone.

The sloppy ones are finger lickin. and finally the hard ones are for SWMBO.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

bill12 · Guru

eskimos eat blubber, so if you are fat, I would watch your self.Also in summer,where they live, the sun shines all night. maybe you shold ask them to keep some for your fridge?

Cruising Granny · Guru

Wine at room temperature is ok until you live in the tropics. I like my wine just off the boil.
So I did the sacreligious thing and chilled the wine and added ice.
I'm from the Barossa, so that makes me an expert.
An "ex" is a has-been, and a "spert" is a drip under pressure.

GrumpyOne · Senior Member

Hey Guys n Gals,

How do you convicts know about Guy Fawkes anyhow........ it's a pommy tradition, you bloody convicts an d ya fun police have banned all the fun & fireworks, unless your in the Territory that is, won't belong before they ban it too.

Womabt just take the bulb outta the fridge and use a torch when ya need to se what ya grabbing out... :lol:

Hoo Roo Happy Days

Grumpster

Bugger just noticed I am now a senior member........ OH sh1t no one warned me being a poster here made me become a senior before my time.......

-- Edited by GrumpyOne on Saturday 23rd of July 2011 12:49:09 AM

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

thats a good idea I'll use a torch.

if you ask Cindy nicely she maybe able to reduce your post so that you go back to being a newbie biggrin

BobnBev · Senior Member

How did you cut a hole in your fridge door? does it let much cold out?

Matey that was the easy bit, Chainsaw and axe, Wife was so happy that I didnt make a mess in the van.. What cold ?

Rip and Rosie · Guru

I seem to remember the little men who used to live in the pokermachines and make the wheels stop after you pulled the handles.

They are mostly out of work now, with the new electronic machines and all.

Maybe one of them is looking for work, and would take on your fridge, Wombat.

If you handle the interview well, you might get him to do a bit of cleaning as well.

(BTW- they are all male, as no woman would take on the job)

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

RnR you are nearly as silly as me biggrin

Vic · Guru

Ma wrote:

I was born on Guy Fawkes day...........does that make me a member of the family Vic?

Your welcome Ma......I don't include myself in this group of bloody terrorists.....they botched the job anyway (dobbed in).......don't take any notice of Wombat though, he's just jealous he wasn't there..... wink (in the torture and execution squad).

Grumpy, it was big thing when I was a kid in Oz, who could build the best bonfire, make the best stuffed Guy Fawkes etc, couldn't wait for "Cracker Night" as some called it. We were allowed fireworks then too... biggrin

Rip and Rosie · Guru

Lordy, lordy, Vic..... I remember those cracker nights !!!

Every kid in the street scrounging money to buy crackers at the local shop, scrounging old clothes and a hat for our Guy Fawkes, and scrounging rubbish from every neighbour for the bonfire !

Sky rockets launched from a coke bottle, catherine wheels launched from a nail on the fence, and tuppeny bungers to scare the little kids.

My mum used to give us potatoes to throw in the bottom of the fire for a roast potato feast afterwards.

We used to build out bonfire in the paddock across the road, but I remember the year we built it too close to the road and up went the fence and a telepole!

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

RnR you must be as old as Vic biggrin biggrin