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Master (of Mischief)

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RE: The Myrtle Fan Club


bronnie wrote:

Thankyou Wombat for the membership, now how am I paying? Maybe fax like gubby...smile

How is dear Myrtle going? Hope she is well enough to come home soon.....smile


 Buggar, I thought you had already paid, fax will be finebiggrin

Marj said the heart will be going in soon



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What is this all about? If I join the club will I get a free kiss from Marj?

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jack, you will have to wait for a reply from Marj

if you want to join you will need to send me $50 via cash or PayPal, please do not leave it to long because the price will rise to $60 soon because of the carbon tax, in the original price I did not include the carbon tax, so be quick and you can get membership for only $50



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jack biggles wrote:

What is this all about? If I join the club will I get a free kiss from Marj?


 C'mon Jack it's the Myrtle fan club, so you'll get a kiss from Myrtle...

The kiss from Marj you may have ask her... wink



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 .. an' I'm still waitin' for my complimentary Memmership  .. 'cause I been real gud .. 'n you can ask anyone ..

 



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Jack & Gubby

I don't think Myrtle will be kissing either of you.

I heard that Myrtle has a crush on Vic's Vehicle..... (handsome beast)......and in fact she's really away having plastic surgery.

I heard that Marj is covering for her, ashamed of her illicit passion.

Might not be true of course, might just be gossip.


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jonathan wrote:

 

 .. an' I'm still waitin' for my complimentary Memmership  .. 'cause I been real gud .. 'n you can ask anyone ..

 


 jonathan, only 1 complimentry membership and that was for Myrtle's master, so just let me know you have paid via PayPal and I'll post your membership card.

BTW, I have had one eye done and can now see half as well as I will be able to see later down the track after I get the other one done, so I do not need your big blue textbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Rip and Rosie wrote:

Jack & Gubby

I don't think Myrtle will be kissing either of you.

I heard that Myrtle has a crush on Vic's Vehicle..... (handsome beast)......and in fact she's really away having plastic surgery.

I heard that Marj is covering for her, ashamed of her illicit passion.

Might not be true of course, might just be gossip.


 RnR you could be right there, never did trust that Vic, suppose his van is just taking after him, we had better warn Myrtle to watch out for Vic's nameless van.

Nobody on he would be gossiping about others I am sure biggrinbiggrin



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You guys are hysterical.
By the way I don't kiss any good looking strangers unless they want to turn into a frog, not sure abourt Myrtle though. Never know what she gets up to behind my back. Maybe she's gone AWOL. Will go looking for her tomorrow.

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Rip and Rosie wrote:

I heard that Myrtle has a crush on Vic's Vehicle..... (handsome beast)......and in fact she's really away having plastic surgery.


 Does this mean next time we all see Myrtle she'll have larger headlights and a bumper enhancement....  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin 



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Happywanderer wrote:

You guys are hysterical.
By the way I don't kiss any good looking strangers unless they want to turn into a frog, not sure abourt Myrtle though. Never know what she gets up to behind my back. Maybe she's gone AWOL. Will go looking for her tomorrow.


Be one of the only knock backs I ve had since the last one - SHATTERED! I won't play wommiester unless I get the kiss

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By the way I don't kiss any good looking strangers

 

Humm..... does that mean you WILL kiss UGLY strangers Marj?

 

Yuck !!!!



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Rip and Rosie wrote:


I heard that Myrtle has a crush on Vic's Vehicle..... (handsome beast)......and in fact she's really away having plastic surgery.

I heard that Marj is covering for her, ashamed of her illicit passion.

Might not be true of course, might just be gossip.


          Yes, I'm afraid that Myrtle can see class when she sees it, he is a bit like that but I

          I can understand Myrtles obsession with Novida, he hasn't been around much yet

         but maybe will meet up in some secluded place, somewhere, sometime wink



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Do your vehicles have tow balls guys, if they do better make sure that the vandoms are packed..............



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Do your vehicles have tow balls guys, if they do better make sure that the vandoms are packed..............


Typically. The sheilas are taking this subject south ! Lol

-- Edited by jack biggles on Tuesday 2nd of August 2011 06:57:49 PM

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You're all mad!!!



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It helps to live in this world if you are just a tad mad Beth.......



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Do your vehicles have tow balls guys, if they do better make sure that the vandoms are packed..............


 

Typically. The sheilas are taking this subject south ! Lol

-- Edited by jack biggles on Tuesday 2nd of August 2011 06:57:49 PM


 Think I have gone as far south as I dare go with this one Jack......blankstare



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Beth54 wrote:

You're all mad!!!


 I'll second that biggrinbiggrin

Oh except wombat



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Ma wrote:

jack biggles wrote:
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Do your vehicles have tow balls guys, if they do better make sure that the vandoms are packed..............


 

Typically. The sheilas are taking this subject south ! Lol

-- Edited by jack biggles on Tuesday 2nd of August 2011 06:57:49 PM


 Think I have gone as far south as I dare go with this one Jack......blankstare


Good idea, we don't want Cindy to ban you

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Jack - were you flabbergasted? run out of words? speechless?

this site is addictive!!!!!! too much fun!!

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I know Novida has a tail shaft, and that fits into a Diff Housing if that's any help wink ashamed disbelief



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Just hilarious!!! You are all great.. smilebiggrinsmile



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Ahh we may soon hear the sound of little Bongo Vans.... biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Just got a stitch laughing so much.   Thanks guys.

By the way gubby, love the new Avatar.

Cheers,

Sheba.



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Yeah you don't know how hard it is to break one of them in...  wink biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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I think you guys have gone off topic biggrinbiggrinbiggrin as well as of your heads



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Off topic.... Us.... C'mon.... Never.... wink



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it has been known to happen on here biggrin



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