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Topless track dacks!? The mind boggles. Must have caused the most hideous "camel toe". (Ask me)

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Okay I will ask ?

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What the heck, why not !



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OK. Are you ready for this?
Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg.
(No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.)
Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe".
Ah, what a vision! NOT.
Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"


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All I can say is YUKKKKKKKKKKKK, there are some times(very rarely but I think this might be one) when I am happy my eyesight is not as good as it once was.

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OK. Are you ready for this?
Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg.
(No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.)
Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe".
Ah, what a vision! NOT.
Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"


  Oh CG, I've heard of camel toe, but never actually heard it described before! And with such eloquence!



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Just to balance things, some of the blokes out there aren't too attractive either......

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 ... Sometimes I really hate word pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Cruising Granny wrote:

OK. Are you ready for this?
Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg.
(No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.)
Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe".
Ah, what a vision! NOT.
Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"


 hmmmmm . . . who said her trackies were pulled up HIGH to cover her boobs???? more like her boobs were low enough to be covered by the waist band of her trackie dakks!!!  ARRRGGGGG - was a hideous sight!!! no



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Not saying anything!fatpic copy.jpg



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are you sure you werent in beerwah (hahhahaha) i wear leggins but i tell you what i always wear a long shirt that goes
over my back side ,i was once in beerwah and a young lady that worked in there had on a pair of hipster black pants
but she was bending down placing cartons of coke out the front of the checkouts on sale ,well i realy didnt need to see
what i could see .

yep cover up i say but hey welcome to beerwah i also say

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It's just as well we can't see ourselves from behind in detail.
The blokes who slouch in the chair in their stubbie shorts and no undies. No hiding the family jewels there.
Now that's a vision to behold.
The baggy jeans with the crutch hanging down around the knees and the underwear band advertising their brand and the plumber's crack above that.
Why don't people wear clothes that fit properly any more?

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Shucks ! .. methinks  I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..



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glassies wrote:

are you sure you werent in beerwah (hahhahaha) i wear leggins but i tell you what i always wear a long shirt that goes
over my back side ,i was once in beerwah and a young lady that worked in there had on a pair of hipster black pants
but she was bending down placing cartons of coke out the front of the checkouts on sale ,well i realy didnt need to see
what i could see .

yep cover up i say but hey welcome to beerwah i also say


 haha No glassies, I was in my own neck of the woods. I'm sure you are sensible enough to cover your bum and 'camel toe'. wink



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I remember a comedy show from a fair while ago, not sure if it was Fast Forward, or Full Frontal but it was one of them type of shows, they advertised a product for plumbers crack, it was called "Crack Spackle"....



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Shucks ! .. methinks  I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..


 As for you Jon...did you have to put that picture in my head! evileye no



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Shucks ! .. methinks  I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..




Ooh, yes please!

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lol @ the camel toe, i once received an email regarding the camel toe it was bloody hilarious

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