Adventurous Women

Vic · Guru

Adventurous Women

The dog lady · Guru

They all look a bit young and fit aww . Not sure my arthritis could keep up with that crowd disbelief , but where was that group in 1970 when I needed them? And the product you mention.........never had penis envy so I'll pass thanks biggrin

-- Edited by The dog lady on Saturday 17th of September 2011 10:21:14 AM

Vic · Guru

Hi Dog Lady,

Not wishing to be too personal, but I thought it may be a good product for the ladies with arthritic knees that make squatting difficult for those road stops behind the bushes on long trips when they get caught short....... hmm

Father Ted · Senior Member

Vic,not personal,offensive more like it.Really do we need items like that on a family Forum.

The dog lady · Guru

aaargh, I think in pictures. But you may be right, I've just seen a whole lot more of them for sale on ebay , so I guess someone must be using them. I'm not quite ready for that yet!

The dog lady · Guru

Oh come on, it's funny smile

Esmeralda · Guru

Vic wrote:
Was browsing a website and came across this link for "Adventurous Women"......
Check out the "Go Girl" product at the right hand bottom of the page....
http://www.adventurouswomen.com.au/

Thanks for being so thoughtful Vic and thank God I have a porta potti because my knees are shot and there are many things I can no longer do - including kneeling and squatting (the porta potti is hard enough). biggrin

Rip and Rosie · Guru

Lots of women are using them when travelling- and when I look at fome public toilets I know why.

jonathan · Guru

I'm so lucky I'm a guy .. look at how many rubber bands yuh get in a packet eh !

Vic · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Vic,not personal,offensive more like it.Really do we need items like that on a family Forum.

I don't think it is offensive at all. It's a fact of life and if you have done a lot of travelling as I have with a female then you would know how handy these things could be.

Sorry, I don't think it is offensive at all, sorry you think so though!

-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:41:01 PM

Dave83 · Senior Member

How could that product POSSIBLY be offensive?

Next you'll be telling us that toilet paper is offensive because it implies that somebody might touch their nether regions with it - we couldn't have that on a family forum now could we?

How utterly ridiculous!

I can definitely see the humour in the product though! I have a vague recollection of reading somewhere else on these forums about somebody who tried something similar, with less than favourable results. Gave me a good chuckle.

GarrynLyn · Senior Member

Offensive??? Not likely. These products have been around for years although probably not widely advertised.

Ma · Guru

Think Father Ted needs a reality check perhaps...........

It's OK if you have built in devices like the blokes. I reckon it's a great idea.

jonathan · Guru

not offensive at all here ..

JRH · Guru

No offence seen here.

Father Ted · Senior Member

Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea. wink

JRH · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.

We are all entitled to our opinion and the majority appear not to take offence. Whilst I think you are wrong I will fight to the death for your right to express your opinion.

Ma · Guru

You poor thing Father Ted........................ I don't know what they taught you at school.......................at least you still have your sense of humour....................

Ma · Guru

Hear you loud and clear JRH.............still giggling here...........

petengail · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.

-- Edited by petengail on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:28:45 PM

Vic · Guru

Father Ted.......I thought you were a man of the people and of the world.......I will never grace your confessional again.....Ever.... wink biggrin

(Do a few Hail Mary's and maybe I will think about it ! wink biggrin )

JRH · Guru

Ma wrote:
Hear you loud and clear JRH.............still giggling here...........

Still giggling myself Ma.LOL

Father Ted · Senior Member

Mate you wouldn't know a fence from a Northaven Bowling Club Bouncer.He He.Get out of that one.

JRH · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Mate you wouldn't know a fence from a Northaven Bowling Club Bouncer.He He.Get out of that one.

Would that be only 2 bouncers per over?????????LOL

petengail · Guru

Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
A. If squatting is illegal must everyone stand?
B. If squatting is illegal how did we ever get our huge sheep runs?
C. If we cant mention toilet paper how do we order it in a supermarket?
D. Is nothing sacred anymore - probably never was
E. If coke bottles look like models of the human body why are they not really rounded on the bottom? Hardly anyone seems to have a "hour glass waist anymore?
F. If I have a "distorded mind" so be it, its kept me amused for years.
G. To my knowledge, these devices have been on sale in the USA for at lest 20 years. cheers pete

Vic · Guru

I think Father Ted might have had too much of the altar wine all..........hmmmm.........NBC bouncer.......is that an Old Dart saying John?

-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 09:36:10 PM

gubby · Guru

Coca cola designed there bottles originally so as they could be identified by touch, the theory was if you were at a beach party or similar you could select the coke without needing a light.... Don't remember any mention of the human body...

Better be careful of Bananas, Cucumbers and Peaches etc..... wink

JRH · Guru

Vic wrote:
I think Father Ted might have too much of the altar wine all..........hmmmm.........NBC bouncer.......is that an Old Dart saying John?

-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:42:12 PM

You could be correct about the altar wine Vic, I have never heard of NBC Bouncer in darts but in cricket it could be "Nicely Bloody Cracked Bouncer" as the ball was despatched to the boundry. LOL smile .

jules47 · The Happy Helper

Is Father Ted for real?????? - The shape of a Coke bottle is so that all size hands can hold onto it without it slipping, especially when it is wet!!!!!!!!!

If he is serious, I feel quite sorry for him

Esmeralda · Guru

gubby wrote:
Coca cola designed there bottles originally so as they could be identified by touch, the theory was if you were at a beach party or similar you could select the coke without needing a light.... Don't remember any mention of the human body...
Better be careful of Bananas, Cucumbers and Peaches etc.....

Gubs, I get the reference to bananas and cucumbers - but you lost me with the peaches